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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Local Man Enjoys Return To Making Up Bullshit Excuses As To Why He Won’t Be At Training
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bradley Thomas has revealed to The Advocate that things are truly back to normal for him.
Back To Normal: Man Watches Coworker Aggressively Consume A Breakfast Kebab At His Desk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There was a time when Michael Davey walked by a kebab shop at 9am
“It Hasn’t Hit Me Yet” Insists Mate With Pupils That Look Like A Gulf Of Mexico Oil Spill
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT With lockdowns slowly easing, hordes of young Australians are looking forward to spending hundreds of dollars
Real Estate Agent’s Glowing Description Of Suburb At Odds With Number Of Shopping Trolleys In Creek
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A local Real Estate agent’s enthusiastic endorsement of the suburb surrounding a newly-available
Protestors Slam Police Over Use Of Non-Ethically-Sourced Tear Gas
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Anti 5-G protestors have turned on Police again today after allegations the primary supplier
Regional Voter Shrugs After Receiving This Quarter’s Water Bill From Chinese Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Plains man has revealed to The Advocate a curious piece of correspondence he received
Alpha Female Holds Intense Eye Contact With Hairdresser In 62 Minute Power Move
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Gaze detection, of the sense that someone is watching you, is one of those weird phenomena
Heartless Criminal Dies Due To Inability To Pump Blood Around Body
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A robbery attempt on the Betoota General Store & Steroid Dispensary has ended poorly for the
Man Announces Retirement From Dating Scene With Purchase Of Kia Rio
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Local man Martin Scarret has dramatically revealed he is finally giving up on the dating scene
Bloke Suggests Next Boys Trip Should Be A Cruise, Just For A Laugh
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local friendship group’s Ros of the group has been left in the seen zone
Man Beats Murder Charge By Explaining He’s A Scorpio
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A convicted murderer has had his sentence reduced to time already served after the sentencing
Bans On Getting Publicly Shitfaced The Closest Local Woman Has Been To Having Life Together
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Though she promises herself every week that she won’t get into yet another alcohol-induced