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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Local Couple Slip Home Via Drive-Thru After Friends Host Minimalist Ottolenghi Dinner Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local couple have made a small detour on the way home this evening,
Sunday Sesh Gains Momentum After Reckless Mate Realises Tomorrow Is Public Holiday
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A casual pub lunch is about to be injected with chaos this afternoon, after
“I’m Easy” Says Local Vegetarian Throwing Eggplant Sized Spanner Into Group Pizza Order
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local herbivore is causing some trouble this evening, putting the handbrake on a
Awful Weather Gives Local Woman Perfect Opportunity To Ask Crush If His Hands Are As Cold As Hers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sitting in the freezing Betoota Heights public library next to her uni classmate and crush, Josh
‘Alright Kerry Packer!’ Says Guzman Employee As Customer Adds Shredded Lettuce And Guac To Order
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Guzman & Gomez employee has today seen just how large the wealth gap in Australia
Bloke Who Had To Wait For Borders To Open Up And Wait In Line For A PCR Test And Wait For Chemist To Stock RATs Now Waits For His Passport To Arrive
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Betoota Heights local Tom Doggett clocks into his fourth week waiting for his passport to
Woo Girls Evade Suspicion From Bouncer By Leaning Into Gender Stereotype That Women Pee Together
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of woo girls have this weekend expertly evaded the suspicion of a security bouncer,
Neurotic Local Girl Avoids Salmonella By Burning Chicken Until It’s Clearly Carcinogenic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Ever since her equally neurotic nonna scared her to death by informing her of the dangers
Old Maskless Bastards On The Bus Reckon The Rest Of Us Are Still Wearing Them For Fun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Masks may be mandated on public transport but the enforcement differs from bus to
Dinner Plans Scrapped After Cheese Platter Is Paired With The Dense Fig And Pecan Crackers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to hosting a dinner for mates, one must tread a fine line with
Arrival of Three White Guys Inspires Sushi Train Chef To Fire Up Karaage Chicken Fryer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An awarded Sushi train chef is turning up the heat this afternoon, preparing fresh
Sydney Woman Fairly Sure NSW Health Has Her Checked Into The Ivy For 2 Years Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman from Darlinghurst has this week discovered that according to the New South Wales government,