I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Pleasant Morning Stroll Immediately Ruined After Neighbourhood Cat Rejects All Offers Of ‘PSPSPSPSP’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Much like the butterfly effect, one small, inconsequential decision has resulted in local woman Brooke Berthold
Bloke Has To Kindly Inform Missus That His Eyes Are Up Here After Sporting A Pair Of Grey Trackies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this weekend been reduced to an object by his girlfriend Kayla, who
Local Winger Somehow Manages To Avoid Muddy Remnants Of Cricket Pitch For Entirety Of Match
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A good-looking young man from our town’s Betoota Grove locality has been heaped with this
Single Bridesmaid Hoping For New Profile Picture Teaches The Aunties How To Use Portrait Mode
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A crash course in photography is underway this afternoon, as a local bridesmaid teaches
No Context Blurry Selfie From Mate Suggests The Boy’s Are Getting On It Tonight
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A completely out of context selfie from a mate has told a local bloke everything he
Report: Which One Of You Fat Fucks Is Gonna Join Me For A Schooner?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report from an independent research group has found that this late Autumn sun is
Recovering Gambling Addict Gouges Out Eyes In Only Way To Avoid Betting Ads
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Recovering gambling addict Peter Paskin (34) has finally found a way to avoid betting ads by
Millennial Still Has No Idea How To Get Through Paywall
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Local sales representative Alia Barby (29) encountered a rather difficult obstacle today as her online research
Local Girl Marvels At Her Boyfriend And His Dad’s Ability To Communicate Solely Using Grunts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she awkwardly sits on the couch and watches her boyfriend and his dad interact, local
Woman Toys With Idea To Move To An English Countryside Cottage Before Snapping Back To Reality
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After yet again escaping reality by watching Pride and Prejudice (not the shit one with the
Partygoer Using Passport As ID Either An Expat Or A Hopeless Drunk
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It’s today been confirmed that anyone spotted handing a passport over to a bouncer on
Local Dad Takes His Role As New Grandfather Seriously And Begins Sneezing At 120 Decibels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An exciting new scientific breakthrough has been discovered this week, as biologists reveal that yes, men’