I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Local Mum At Least Gets Past Saying ‘Hello’ Before Pointing Out Daughter’s Recent Skin Problems
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local mum Debra Stewart has today been praised for exchanging a few pleasantries before loudly observing
Chipper Bloke Lets Sharehouse Know He’s Onto 3rd Date By Hogging Bathroom With Grooming Session
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has politely let his sharehouse know his love life is on
Local Woman Maintains Seltzers Are Much Healthier Even If You Smash Seven Of Them In One Hour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week declared that her penchant for smashing several hard seltzers at
Balding Bloke Unaware That Youthful Outfit Makes Him Look Like A Uncircumcised Penis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Like 80% of the male population, local bloke Anthony Madden is losing his hair – albeit a
Rusty Razor to Be Used Extra Gently Until Woman Can Be Fucked Buying Another One
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she gets into the shower and stares down at the monumental jungle growing on the
Local Woman Annoyed To Discover That Eating Well, Exercising And Getting Sunlight Actually Does Improve Her Mood
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Opening the blinds of her room to allow some sunlight to stream through, local woman Cleo
Bin Liner That Refuses To Cooperate To Be Wedged Underneath Lid For Next Roommate To Deal With
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As he looks at the rubbish spilling out from the top of the bin, local man
Local Woman Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Be Less Strict About Gluten Free Diet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Looking at an old taco mix she’d long abandoned to the depths of her cupboard,
Suburban High School Party Buzzes With Excitement As Word Spreads That Someone Here Has A Gun
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sleepy cul-de-sac in Betoota Downs has been the scene of some frantically excited teenage energy
Landlord Lets Out A Defeated Sigh As Bond-Ruining Scratch On Floor Turns Out To Be A Dust Bunny
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Bending her arthritic back to closely inspect a suspicious looking scratch on the hardwood floors, local
Former Bong Lord Realises He’s Getting Old After 420 Day Goes By Unobserved
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Former bong lord Tor Gilchrist (33) has realised he is officially old today after 420 day
Mate At Pub With Haircut Still Warm From The Clippers Insists He Hasn’t Told The Girls To Meet Us Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The hysterical post-pandemic socialising continues this evening, as Australians right across the country knock off for