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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Hospo Turned Office Worker Learns Hard Way That Sexually Charged Workplace Flirting No Longer Acceptable
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who worked in a bar all throughout her uni course has unfortunately this week
Train Passengers Forced To Smile At Toddler Annoying The Fuck Out Of Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Passengers on a Betoota Rail train are unsure how to look at themselves in the mirror
Report: Mum Swears She Already Told You This Life Changing News
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In breaking news (if you going to be all sensitive about it), mum swears up and
“My Phone Battery Is Fucked” Says Mate With ADHD Who Doesn’t Leave The Fucking Thing Alone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who goes through iPhones quicker than running shoes is today complaining
Local Woman Watches In Awe As Friend Seamlessly Chucks Hair Into Bun Without A Single Road Bump
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today had a glimpse into what it must be like to be
Cody Simpson Becomes Most Successful Musician/Athlete Since Brett Lee’s Foray Into Bollywood
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Popular Gold Coast man Cody Simpson has this week achieved an incredible feat, jumping from the
Local Bloke Agrees To Take Part In Nightclub Brawl After Spotting Hectic Older Cousin Up The Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Patrons were treated to some old fashioned windmilling on the dance floor of one of Betoota’
Local Woman Resents Her Stupid Brother For Inheriting The Unfairly Long, Thick Eyelashes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If there’s one thing local woman Shae Huxley has learned in her twenty-two years
Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In response to what the Australian media are calling the cost of living crisis, supermarkets have
Stepdad Sucks The Prawn Head
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nation continues to embrace the culinary Christmas traditions that give us our own little
Sweaty Dad Told To Avoid Nice Furniture And Take Rightful Place On Towel Covered Armchair
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local dad has narrowly avoided ruining nice furniture today, after coming home from work caked
Ungrateful Newborn Reserves Biggest Smiles For The Two Hours Spent With Dad After Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local mum Courtney Delonge watches her newborn erupt into the biggest smile she’s ever