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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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“Wake Up! You’ll Miss The Best Part Of The Day” Says Dad Before Disappearing For A 45-Minute Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Heights household has been today reminded that sleep is the enemy, especially if you
Previously Standoffish Male Coworker Now The Biggest Contributor To Girl’s Gossip Session
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When David Waller had first started his role as a web developer for BBD Media, he’
Local Girl Begins First And Only Attempt At Changing Him By Drafting Her Feelings In Notes App
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local girl has today learnt the hard way today, that if you find yourself repeatedly
Local Woman Asks Masseuse If She Can Have Entire Body Cracked Like A Glow Stick
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Jen Seymour treats herself to a thai massage for the first time in
Old Kelpie With Digestive Issues Devastated After Ricky Stuart Compares Him To Jaeman Salmon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A 12-year-old local kelpie-cross has today revealed to The Advocate the toll a
Entire Family Lies And Tell Pop The Doctor Shouldn’t Have Taken His Licence
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Everyone has lowered their level of cognitive function in solidarity with grandpa Joseph Fala (82) by
Bloke At Gym In Winter Must Have Just Been Dumped Or Something
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Exercise loyalists at a Betoota gym have noticed a fresh face amongst the gym equipment this
Father Of Only Daughters Actually Up To Date With Beyonce’s Artistic Journey Since Sasha Fierce
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT This week, American singer Beyoncé released her 7th studio album titled Renaissance, her first solo studio
Young Couple Officially At The “How Many Packages Do You Order” Phase Of Living Together
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Young love is in the air in Betoota’s French Quarter as a newly
Pocket Rocket Grapples With Feelings Of Irrational Jealousy After Meeting An Even More Petiter Woman
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Evie Lewisham quite likes being small. Not only do people assume she’s fragile
Retired Shredder Sneers At Kids In Pub Car Park Trying To Nail A Variable Heel Flip Without Landing Both Feet Over The Wheels
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local powder-coater, Don Rockdale (41) has today been presented with the rare opportunity to know
Local Mum Upgrades Phone Case To An Even Bigger One Like A Hermit Crab Exchanging Its Shell
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has this week determined that her stupidly large phone case is not large