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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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‘Manifestation’ Found To Be The Adult Equivalent Of Trying To Move Things With Your Mind After Watching Matilda
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some findings that really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, it’s been
‘Tattoos Are Permanent You Know’ Says Mum To Daughter She Keeps Pressuring To Give Her Grandkids
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has today shown she’s gone the religious route, by picking and choosing
Jersey Saga Causes Suburban Teen To Hold Off Coming Out To Parents That He’s A Manly Supporter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young suburban high school student has today revealed to The Advocate one of the struggles
Laser Clinic Informs Woman She’ll Need 2K Worth Of ‘Preparation Creams’ To Go Ahead With $150 Treatment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Lindsay Vacluse just wanted to get a fucking microneedling session. You see, when she’
Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A long-awaited hens party is in crisis this evening, after preparations for the
EA Somehow Gets Away With Treating CEO Like Petulant Child
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact Junior to mid-level employees looked on in disbelief today after witnessing their CEO,
Hot Choc Machine At Library Ready To Burn Your Pretty Little Tastebuds Off
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Patrons at Betoota Community Library have been warned that the brandless hot drinks machine in the
Bloke Who Once Ate A Jelly Shot From Your Bellybutton In Bangkok Asking For Dry July Donations
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota man is weighing up his charitability this afternoon, pondering how much
360 Degree Mirror In Department Store Changing Room Doing Little For Local Woman’s Self Esteem
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In these unprecedentedly shitty times, sometimes the best course of action is to distract yourself in
Regional Dad Casually Mentions He’ll Be Having Some Major Surgery Tomorrow
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When Sydney local Leslie Barnes had decided to randomly call her dad this morning, she hadn’
Labor Not As Keen To Close Borders Over Virus That Only Affects Rural Australians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party heavyweights have once again broken out the brand new moleskin trousers and
Nonna Lists Granny Flat On AirBnB
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local nonna has been able to score some extra cash renting out her granny flat,