Good Grandson Lies And Says Grandma Seemed Normal During Recent Visit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has this week provided his mother with a heavily sanitised
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Gym Rat Takes Down Juicy Thirst Trap After Comment From Supportive Aunty
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most vascular blokes is conducting some social media hygiene this
Coastie Dad Attempts To Undo Years of Disney Brainwashing By Introducing Pre-Teen Son to Parkway Drive
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A coastal Dad is winding back the clock this afternoon and introducing his 12-
Mum Teaches Kids About Conflict Resolution By Saying Nothing And Icing Out Entire Family
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local children have learnt skills for life today as the family matriarch gave them a lesson
Absolute Morons Have Wedding During Finals Footy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT September is an important time for the wedding and Australian football industry alike although the two
Report: Contrary To What Your Hilarious Housemate Reckons, The Missing TV Remote Actually Isn’t Up Your Arse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out a frustrated sigh, local bloke Mitch Fields curses whatever cunt decided to make the
Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era where inflation has somehow become a competitive sport, some Australians are well prepared
Local Woman Cuts To The Chase And Dunks Dressing Gown Ties Straight Into The Toilet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week decided she’s fucking sick of being surprised by her
Local Bloke Spends Day Of Mourning With Dogs And Horses Like The Queen Would Have Wanted
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Jason Croydon is a man of good morals. Not only has he been drowning
Office Staff Scrounge Around To Find Excited Graduate Employee Her First Ever Chair In The Workforce
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Employees at One Pump Digital have this week been forced to scrounge around for a spare
Local Stoner Hammers An Up & Go Despite Having Nothing To Get Up And Go For
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Continuing his trend of behaviour that can only be explained by drugs, local stoner Oscar Knott
Weirdly Honest Politician Admits ‘Labour Shortage’ Is Just Slang For ‘Cheaper Migrant Labour Shortage’
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There is a dire shortage of labour and skills in Australia, the government and big business
Nephew Now Old Enough To Witness Fun Uncle Transform Into Extremely Antisocial Drunk Uncle
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Adolescence is a magical time of change known for traumatising absolutely everyone who goes through it.