Can We Just Let Alan Kohler Or Someone Do A Celebrity Budget Next Year?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A radical solution to a major fiscal problem has been floated this week, on the eve
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Cafe Starts Selling New Heads For Silly Season Monday Mornings
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With more and more Australians starting their days hungover and organising their weekends around the best
“Might Start With a Fresh Juice” Says Bloke Before Loading Buffet Plate With Six Forms of Breakfast Meat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A loyal company man is juicing the most out of a work trip this
Bloke Who Doesn’t Like Cricket Struggles To Steer Pub Conversation To Something Interesting
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT If friends were to describe their mate Blake Renshaw, they’d all say he
Nation’s Lawns In Crisis As Summer Of Cricket Kicks Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Australian Lawn Council has issued a red alert this morning, as the nation
Clinically Frugal Mate Turns Up For 18-Holes Of Golf With 4 Iron, Putter And “Can I Borrow Your Driver?”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local penny pincher appears to be having a laugh this morning, turning up
Local Dork Buying Woodfire Kindling From Servo Sets Horrible Precedent For Apocalypse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Preparing for a cheeky little evening around the fire pit, local dork Keigan Pringle has confirmed
18-Year-Old On Charitable Gap Year Just The Most Selfless Weirdo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The nicest yet certifiably oddest kid from Betoota Heights High’s graduating year has revealed what
Former Emo Wears His Fringe On The Inside These Days
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proof that no one can stay a sad little hungry caterpillar forever, former emo Rob Pritchard
Nan Has Brand Of Soft Drink No Human Has Ever Seen Before
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After two weeks of getting the veranda ready, nan is kicking off silly season with a
“Let’s Put On Some Reggae Haha” Says Mate Who Hasn’t Roasted One In A While
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A group of friends in their 30s are winding back the clock tonight as the group
Leagues Clubs Struggling To Think Of Revenue Stream Not Based On Human Suffering
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the face of a cashless gambling card that could see them lose millions in revenue,
Last Day Of Year 6 To Be Saddest Day Until Actual Sad Things Happen
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Children and lolly shop owners around Australia are rejoicing as school is finished for the year.