Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
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Cost Of Living Forces Millenial To Cut Down On Decadent Luxuries Such As Household Utilities and Healthcare
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota Millennial has been forced to be their own treasurer as they continue to feel
Mum Pauses World As Cyndi Lauper Comes On Radio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier today a Betoota mum informed her husband, kids and the world that they’re going
Girlfriend Of 3rd Grade Prop Tells The Big Fella That His Coach’s Fat-Shaming Is NOT Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Mutts are dealing with some strong allegations about their culture, after being soft cancelled
‘Fuck Here We Go Again’: New Lana Del Rey Single Spurs Woman To Revisit Entire Catalogue
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Kayla Fortunati remembers exactly where she was when she heard Summertime Sadness for the
Shacked Up Mate 8 Years Off The Market Reckons He’d Do Alright On The Apps
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One old dog reckons he can learn a few new tricks, as self-described ‘Wife Guy’
Oh Fuck: ‘Fishing Trip’ Wasn’t Code For Anything
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local idiot has found himself envying the worms on the end of his hook as
‘God, Is EVERYTHING Pride Now?’ Mutters Frustrated Boomer Simply Trying To Watch The News
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke from Beaconsfield has today found himself getting royally pissed off, after failing to outrun
Dad Befriends Local Delinquents As Part Of Long-Term Plan To Destroy Trees Without Council Approval
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a political landscape hamstrung by bureaucracy and red tape, one local dad has taken matters
Girlfriend’s Annoying Goblin Dog Just Fucking Staring At Ya
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As he tries to watch a movie in peace after a shitty day of answering emails
Girl Who Moved To New York Admits Her Broad City Dreams Haven’t Exactly Worked Out As Planned
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though Anita Lang should have known that any depiction of twenty somethings living in new york
Local Wait Staff Enjoy Betting On Which Table Of Valentines Will Make It To Easter
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A team of bored waiters have spiced up their shift this evening by running
Report: Plastic Servo Rose Should Do The Trick
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A new report has found that a plastic rose from the local servo, valued at only