Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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DAILY: A Queenslanders Had Enough, Schoolmate Shocks Her Peers & The NRL’s Big Call – August 3
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Queenslander Didn’t Come To The Pub For Any More Of This Virus Chat So Fuck Up About It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the lads has found that one of the more blissfully ignorant blokes
NRL Confirms Flying WAGs Up For A Holiday In Queensland More Important Than Holding NRLW Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Shouting the wives and girlfriends of NRL players a Queensland holiday is more important than holding
Girl That Used To Run Around Oval Like A Horse Somehow First Classmate To Get Engaged
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A chick that used to run around the school oval neighing like a horse has allegedly
ABC Experiments With Comedy Show About News In Upcoming “Win The Weekly Mad As Hell Question”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ABC PRESS RELEASE: New panel series: “Win The Weekly Mad As Hell Question” The ABC is
Tim Minchin Leads West Australians Home Through Desert After McGowan Appears In A Burning Bush
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular entertainment identity Tim Minchin has vowed today to lead all lost West Australians
Nope? Nothing To Announce? All Good We’ll Wait To Hear From You When The Cricket Starts Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HOW GOOD IS THE BAGGY GREEN!!!! Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today fronted a press
Report: He Got Six Weeks, Move On You Drunk Cunts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems not even Latrell Mitchell’s six match ban has been enough to shut up
Dan Andrews To Enjoy A Pint Of Varnish From The Bottom Shelf In His Garage Tonight As Victoria Cracks A Tonne
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has told journalists in Melbourne this morning that tonight,
US Arms Dealers Ask Biden If It’s Too Soon To Start Doing Business With The Taliban Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the final US evacuation flights leave Afghanistan, powerbrokers back home on US soil are already
Last Housemate To Move Out Now Owns 5 Double Beds And Two Battered Dining Tables
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The five members of French Quarter sharehouse affectionately titled ‘The Quarter Deck’ have reached the most
Drive Home From School Derailed As Local Mum Takes A Detour Through The Rich People Suburb
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A simple drive home has today been hijacked by a wistful mum, who decided to take