Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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‘Wellness Advocate’ Says The First The Step Is To Not Listen To Every Doctor On The Planet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local ‘Wellness Advocate’ has today let us in on a big secret. The F-tier
Scotty Says He’d Do Something About Western NSW If There Was Something In It For Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison told the media this morning in Canberra that his heart
Wow! After Rooting Just One NRL Player This Instagram Model Knows More About Medicine Than Someone Who Has Studied It For 20 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Doctors hate her!!! Gold Coast woman Moniqueelaigh Shannessy has today woken up from a one-night-
After 9 Weeks In Lockdown, Sydney Man Reignites His Love For A Good Old Fashioned ‘Phone Call’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Skype, Zoom and Facetime are too much of a commitment… and text messages and DMs are
Auckland Restaurants Announce Plans To Trial ‘Food Delivery’ Service As Lockdown Gets Extended
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With a prolonged lockdown looking likely for plenty of our friends across the ditch, contingency plans
Worksite Anti-Vaxxer Might Wanna Start With Doing His Own Research Into That Smoko Order
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local carpenter who has just polished off 1 litre of Monster Energy drink, a 2-
Qantas Reveals It’s Going To Have To Start Price Gouging Urban Australians Now Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sign of just how bad things are getting for Qantas, our national carrier has
Influencer Who Constantly Shares Medical Misinformation Just Hates How Divided Everyone Is :(
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the death toll from Australia’s 2021 outbreak continues to grow, ‘Freedom’ advocates appear to
Ten Blokes Down At The Nets Exercising In Pairs Swear To Police They Don’t Know Each Other
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ten blokes using five cricket nets just over the border on Milparinka were forced
Anti-Vaxxer Immediately De-Radicalises After A Big Hug From Nanna
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most noisy medical skeptics has today ditched her campaign to discredit the
Office Hip Hop Guy Not That Switched On Today As He Processes 109 Raw Minutes Of Kanye West
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hip hop fans around the world are struggling to function at full capacity today, following the
Hazzard Maintains Best Health Advice At The Moment Is To Not Catch The Spicy Cough Because It Might Fuck Your Shit Right Up Big Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New South Wales Health Minister Brad Hazzard has told reporters in Sydney this morning