Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Game Of Cricket Interrupts Endless Stream Of Predatory Gambling Ads
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite the cries of ‘Fuck Me!’ that resonated around the country seconds after the
Awww Cute! Chirpy Pommy Mate Actually Confident Enough To Banter About The Cricket
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a lovely story from Betoota’s Old City District, a local Englishman has decided to
Modern Day Sisyphus Stuck In Endless Cycle Of Putting Laundry On Bed And Kicking It Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local bloke Pete Hughes has today realised he has a lot in common with the mythological
“Don’t Teachers Get Enough Days Off?” Sneers Mosman Young Liberal WFH In Dad’s Investment Pad
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After spending the last decade stoking culture wars as the voice of the working class, both
Uninterested Babe At The Beach Has No Idea How Cool Mulleted Leatherman Used To Be In the 80s
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There was a time when Gold Coast surfing icon Grunter Macnamara was king. Depending on who
City Of Betoota Throws Hat In Ring To Host Fifth Ashes Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Perth’s loss could be Betoota’s gain, according to Lord Mayor Keith Carton
NSW Teachers Tell Premier Perrottet To Go And Sit In The Corner And Think About What He’s Done
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of schools are closed in New South Wales today, as the state’s teachers remind
Labor Returns Serve And Unveil Eddie Obeid As Candidate For Crucial Warringah Electorate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The race for the leafy Northern Sydney Electorate of Warringah has taken a dramatic turn today,
Barnaby Reprimands Senator McMahon For Breaking First Rule Of National Party Fight Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce says the incident at the party’s Christmas function between
DAILY: Gladys Contemplates, Local Man Breaks A World Record & Steve Smith Raises Eyebrows – December 7
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Mark McGowan Reveals Plan To Steal The Sydney To Hobart Yacht Race From NSW
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Government of the People’s Republic of Western Australia (DPRWA) is seeking revenge
Scotty Pitches Federal Politics To Gladys: “Best Thing Is, There’s No ICAC Down Here Haha”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has publically doubled down in his efforts to recruit Gladys Berejiklian to Federal