Holiday Beach Day Concluded Nicely With 1 Hour Of Phone Time Back At The Hotel
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT After months of meticulous planning, Google spreadsheets, saved Tik Tok videos, planned Instagram dumps and many
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Local Bloke Gets Out Of Going To Ballet With Missus By Insisting He Doesn’t Want To Support Russia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has managed to get out of expanding his cultural horizons this weekend, by
Kyle and Jackie O Struggling To Segue From Invasion Of Ukraine To Latest MAFs Scandal
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT Australia’s King and Queen of soft-core porn radio are bracing themselves for
“Who The Fuck Is Fezco?” Asks Bloke In Female-Heavy Workplace
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact ***This article contains spoilers about Euphoria Season 2, Episode 9*** With war and floods taking over
Clive Palmer Disappoints All By Almost Immediately Driving Hitler’s Mercedes Into Flood Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Billionaire Clive Palmer has brought great shame upon himself, his community and motor vehicle
Freedom Convoy Protestor Hopes The Government He Refuses To Recognise Can Avoid War In Ukraine
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT A self-described “free-thinker” who has spent the last month protesting Government intervention
Brisbane City Sounds Emergency Powderfinger Sirens To Boost Morale As Mud Army Clean Up Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Brisbane’s floodwaters begin to recede from today’s 9:30 peak, the clean-up
Decadent Western Pig Summons Another $32 Pad Kee Mao In This Pissing Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter architect has simply shrugged his shoulders and exercised his birthright to
Scotty From Marketing Turns Up In Lismore With Pool Noodle And Wahu Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of Marketing at the Federal Government of Australia has raised eyebrows today. This comes
DAILY: Floating Commodores, Dutton’s Fundraiser & A Struggling Ascot Mum – March 1
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Ukrainian President Not In Hawaii
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Eastern European nation of Ukraine, the man elected to be
Brisbane Gays Forced To Charter HMAS Veronicas To Sydney As Cancelled Flights Threaten Mardi Gras
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane’s thriving community of lavender-scented gentlemen and Subaru owners are today exploring alternative evacuation
Woman Unsure If Drama Filled Relationship Is ‘Passionate’ Or They’re Just Extremely Incompatible
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman has today begun to question if her relationship is meant to be, after finding