"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Bob Katter Calls Allegra Spender To Tell Her That He’s 100% Behind Her Campaign To Kick Another Career Politician Out Of Parliament, Because If I’m Honest Love, The More Of Us Independents We Have In Canberra The Better, They Tried The Same Dirty Tricks O
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the moderate Liberal voter base continues bleeding out to Independent candidates with catastrophic momentum, inner-
One Nation’s Ghost Candidates Accused Of Dressing Like Ghosts As Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The minor party that says what everyone’s apparently thinking is under fire today, with allegations
Local Girl Marvels At Her Boyfriend And His Dad’s Ability To Communicate Solely Using Grunts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she awkwardly sits on the couch and watches her boyfriend and his dad interact, local
PM Accidentally Giggles As Voter Tearfully Describes His Nan’s Preventable Death In Aged Care
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison Government’s re-election campaign has taken blow after blow this week, with voters
Country Where 45,000 People A Year Are Killed By Guns Apparently Concerned About Human Life
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The so-called United States of America has once again reminded the wolrd, that they are
SA Parliament Likened To Neighbours As It’s Full Of Drama That Nobody Cares About Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The South Australian Parliament is in turmoil at the moment as some public servant
Local Bloke Praised For Using Instagram’s Close Friends Feature The Way It Was Intended
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds local has today been praised for finally using Instagram’s close friends feature
Woman Toys With Idea To Move To An English Countryside Cottage Before Snapping Back To Reality
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After yet again escaping reality by watching Pride and Prejudice (not the shit one with the
Partygoer Using Passport As ID Either An Expat Or A Hopeless Drunk
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It’s today been confirmed that anyone spotted handing a passport over to a bouncer on
One Nation Defends Putting Forward The Re-Animated Corpse Of John Curtin For Wentworth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pauline Hanson’s One Nation is under fire this week for running a number
Journo’s Trick Question Backfires As Albo Is Able To Name Entire Rabbitohs 1971 Grand Final Side
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Scotty From Marketing trembling in the final lap towards the May 21 election date, the
Local Dad Takes His Role As New Grandfather Seriously And Begins Sneezing At 120 Decibels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An exciting new scientific breakthrough has been discovered this week, as biologists reveal that yes, men’