"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Media Billionaires Now Terrified By Possibility Of A Government That Doesn’t Suck Their Dicks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Election campaign is expected to go fully feral this week, after poll numbers show
Spunky Tasmanian Woman Is Wunhundroid Poircent Voting Fa Jacqui
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent rural Tasmanian grandmother of two with another on the way has today revealed to
Single Bridesmaid Hoping For New Profile Picture Teaches The Aunties How To Use Portrait Mode
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A crash course in photography is underway this afternoon, as a local bridesmaid teaches
Wedding Photographer Charges Into Battle Rocking Dual Harness With A Triple Camera Setup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A professional wedding photographer is attempting to justify his $4000 price tag this afternoon,
No Context Blurry Selfie From Mate Suggests The Boy’s Are Getting On It Tonight
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A completely out of context selfie from a mate has told a local bloke everything he
WEEKLY: A Wake Up Call, A Spooked Murdoch, A Local Woman’s Life Changing Discovery & More – May 6
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Political Reporter Horribly Offended By Mild Criticism Of His Role In The Death Of Journalism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An embattled Aussie journo has today doubled down, after taking personal offence to the Australian public’
Report: Which One Of You Fat Fucks Is Gonna Join Me For A Schooner?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report from an independent research group has found that this late Autumn sun is
Recovering Gambling Addict Gouges Out Eyes In Only Way To Avoid Betting Ads
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Recovering gambling addict Peter Paskin (34) has finally found a way to avoid betting ads by
Nation Unsure If Karen Andrews Is A Government MP Or New Nickname For Dan Andrews
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact A week after claiming China would interfere in the upcoming federal election, many Aussies are not
Scotty From Marketing Earmarks $4bn For Hip Surgeries Before Setting Screws In Pensioner’s Femur
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison has come to the rescue of our nation’s clumsy
Millennial Still Has No Idea How To Get Through Paywall
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Local sales representative Alia Barby (29) encountered a rather difficult obstacle today as her online research