"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Murdoch Newspaper That Openly Defended Cardinal Pell Struggling To Brainwash Moderate Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Polls are showing that the Liberal Party may lose up to six of their blue-ribbon
Male Friend’s Dating Advice Bounces Between The Extremes Of Either Ghosting Or Rooting
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today made the unwise decision of asking her male friend for dating
Barnaby Tells Kangaroo Swimming In His Damn Pool To Get The Hell Out Before He Calls The Cops
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister returned home yesterday to find a kangaroo swimming in his
High Maintenance Bloke Steals Attention From Sick Girlfriend By Insisting He Feels A Tickle In His Throat Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this week been unable to allow his partner to have the limelight
Fiona Martin MP Tells Labor Opponent She Loved Watching Her Star Alongside Drew Barrymore And Cameron Diaz In Charlie’s Angels
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Liberal MP is under fire over an incorrect claim made on the 2GB Breakfast show.
Woman Tries to Make Light Of Third Wheel Status By Referring To Couple Friends As ‘Mum and Dad’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact With absolutely nothing planned for the weekend, local woman Didi Carter reaches out to the faithful
Local Man Confirms He Feels Cheated As Latest Sickness Is Way Worse Than The Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man has been sick for nearly a month and despite dozens
‘Yeah Sorry I Don’t Follow The UFC’ Says Morrison When Quizzed About His Stance On Roe Vs Wade
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the election debates continue, questions have been coming in hard and fast for the nation’
Grinning Malcolm Turnbull Arrives At Bondi Pre-Polling Booth Dressed Head-To-Toe In Teal Linen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today made waves through Bondi, after his unannounced appearance at
“You Don’t Get How The Economy Works” Says Puffer Jacket Chode Acting Like Minimum Wage Rise Will Cause Society To Collapse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Betoota Grove’s favourite sons has today revealed that all this chat about raising
DAILY: Scotty’s Fear Tactics, Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees & Two Enemies Meet Again – May 12
Effie Bateman and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Blue-Haired Naarm Settler Says She’d Vote For Our First POC Prime Minister If He Says Nup To The Cup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A once-proud alumnus of the exclusive Lauriston Girls’ School who’s now settled