"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Government That Wastes Billions On Submarines And Rorts Says Increasing Minimum Wage Is Reckless
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s self-proclaimed economic managers have today reminded the nation that the lower classes
Finding Nemo Trilogy Finishes On A Darker Tone As Dory’s Home Suffers Catastrophic Bleaching Event
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Pixar animation studios have today been met with both praise and scepticism by announcing that the
Mosman Man Was Going To Vote Independent Until PM Restored His Confidence By Obsessing Over Young People’s Genitals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite having almost the entire Australian media landscape cheering him on, Scott Morrison continues to get
“Albo Wants Your Labourers To Drive A Ford Ranger Raptor Like You” Scotty Warns Nation’s Builders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on the offensive today after Labor leader Anthony Albanese
Inner-City Leftie That Refuses To Pay For Any News Subscriptions Furious About Journalistic Standards
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter creative has today revealed to The Advocate that she has had an absolute
Report: Vegemite On Golden Crumpets Found To Be The God Tier Use Of Our National Spread
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some lighter news, golden crumpets have been revealed to be the best base for our
Bloke Who Got Picked On In High School Reunites With His Bully At Police Force Entrance Exam
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As he shuffles in to take his police entrance exam, local bloke Kane Wyndham finds himself
Man Who Spent 100 Million Telling People The Liberals Can’t Be Trusted Now Preferencing Them 1st
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a shocking turn of events, Clive Palmer has revealed to the nation that he is
PM Worried Trans Community Is Brainwashing Kids To Drive To Alice Springs In A Busted Greyhound
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today once again defended his hand-picked candidate for Warringah, after the
Queensland Woman Half Proud/Half Ashamed Of How Many Lunatic Politicians Come From Her State
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Tess Riordan has found herself in a state of reflection this afternoon. This comes
ABC Make Last-Ditch Effort To Interview PM With Sharkies Beer Pong Table And 30 Can Cube Of Coke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ABC is making a last-ditch effort today to lure Prime Minister Scott
Working Family Get A Taste Of The Australian Dream By Squatting In An Ikea Display Lounge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite making a combined salary that was double what their parents earned before them, the Stewarts