Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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DAILY: Liberals Request Changes, A Silly Mistake & A Woman Questions Her Boyfriend’s Drinking Habits – August 1
Clancy Overell and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Cody Simpson Becomes Most Successful Musician/Athlete Since Brett Lee’s Foray Into Bollywood
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Popular Gold Coast man Cody Simpson has this week achieved an incredible feat, jumping from the
Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The new government has today dispelled any concerns about how rusty they are, by assuring the
Local Bloke Agrees To Take Part In Nightclub Brawl After Spotting Hectic Older Cousin Up The Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Patrons were treated to some old fashioned windmilling on the dance floor of one of Betoota’
Unlucky Nathan Cleary Cops 5 Week Suspension For One Of Those Tackles Ya Just Can’t Avoid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Penrith and NSW’s golden child is today dealing with the consqeunces of the nation’s
Liberals Propose Simple Yes/No Referendum Question: “Do You Not Think Aboriginal People Should Not Be Unable To Not Be Excluded From The Constitution?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has this week revealed they are ‘keeping an open mind’
Gold Coast Suns Praised For Effort After Winning Game With Only 18 Number 1 Draft Picks On Field
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT The Gold Coast Suns have reminded the AFL world of what the underdog shinboner spirit is
WEEKLY: A High Note, A Tragedy At Splendour, A Heroic Dad & More – July 29
Clancy Overell, Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Local Woman Resents Her Stupid Brother For Inheriting The Unfairly Long, Thick Eyelashes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If there’s one thing local woman Shae Huxley has learned in her twenty-two years
Skilled-Labour Shortage Deepens As Real Estate Agencies Unable To Find Agents Who Can Sell Homes In This Market
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A Real Estate Institute of Australia (REI) survey of 8,350 real estate agencies across the
Italian Waiter Acknowledges Past Price Gouging Atrocities By Declaring ‘Our Sparkling Water is Complimentary’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A waterfront Italian restaurant in Betoota’s entertainment district has launched a new policy
Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In response to what the Australian media are calling the cost of living crisis, supermarkets have