"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Local Tyre Tycoon Bribes Councillors To Not Fix Potholes with Lavish RSL Chinese Dinner
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A prominent Betoota businessman is greasing some palms the good old fashioned way this
Government Advises Minimum Wage Workers To Check Out Payday Loan Options
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Never leaving us without a paddle, the federal government has stepped up today and advised minimum
Bloke Who Used To Gurn Through Multiple Disco Biccies In One Night Now Can’t Even Digest Milk Properly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Hanging in his head in shame as he clutched his stomach, Hayden Durst couldn’t believe
Hunter Labor Candidate Dan Repacholi Impresses At Town Hall Debate By Eloquently Reciting The History of SS Commodores
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Labor Candidate in the seat of Hunter is wowing audiences tonight with an
Dutton: “A Chinese Naval Ship Has Been Spotted Near The Darwin Port That We Sold To China”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Defence Minister Peter Dutton has dragged the election news cycle away from his bumbling leader Scott
Albo Wonders If He Could Just Pull A ScoMo Today And Fuck Work Off For The Resort Swim-Up Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is in the tropics today and it seems, by his
Scotty Begins Looking Into this NFT Game In Case He Needs A New Hustle Next Week
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Realising that pork barrelling will one day be but a happy memory, Scotty from Marketing has
Home Cooked Meal Becomes Korean Fusion Food With Addition Of Kimchi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Home cook Tia Noonan (26) went a bit cheffy today as she added kimchi to a
Hometown Anti-Vaxxer Survives Facebook Cull In Hope For Future Entertainment
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A particularly vigorous anti-vaxxer has survived a vicious Facebook cull this evening, after
Local Girl Lets Slip That She Deep Stalked Instagram By Asking Date What He Thought Of Thailand in 2015
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most eligible bachelorettes is attempting a quick cover up this
Ned Kelly Cancelled After Discovery Of Controversial Anti-Police Tweets from 1875
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Australian bushranger Ned Kelly is making headlines for the wrong reasons this week after internet sleuths
Local Woman Wishes Her Cheekbones Were Half As Chiselled As Her Eight Year Old Cat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Gazing adoringly at her cat purring happily away on her chest, local woman Nicky Fielding finds