"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Liberal Party Clarifies When They Say ‘Centre-Right Faction’ They Mean ‘Those Hillsong Freaks’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just one week out from the election and the Coalition Government is in the midst of
“Fine, Just Give Me The Whistle,” Says Frustrated Gus Gould After Sacking Of Trent Barrett
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby League supremo Phil ‘Gus’ Gould has today biten the bullet and told the Canterbury Bankstown
Dad Slowly Edges Towards Movie Playing On TV Like An Emu Inspecting A Parked LandCruiser
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT As he settles in to watch a movie, local bloke Aaron Henley is painfully aware of
United Australia Commercial Causes Local Man To Lose Enough Brain Cells To Vote For Them
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A father of 2 is in a concerning state today after tragically being exposed to the
Letter To The Editor: “Your Newspaper Has Become Quite Biased And That Offends Me”
EDITORIAL To the Editor, I have been a faithful reader of The Betoota Advocate for 25 years now and in
Working Class Families Forced To Choose Between Being Homeless Right Now, Or In Retirement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party finally went ahead and officially launched their election campaign yesterday, only six days
Suncorp Stadium Chucks Entire Pitch Into A Skip Bin After 8 NRL Matches In Torrential Rain
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After another successful weekend of funny outfits and rowdy spectators, the NRL has confirmed that Brisbane
PM: “Ask Not What Your Super Can Do For You, But What Your Super Can Do For The Property Market”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the fanfare erupted around Prime Minister at the official Coalition Campaign Launch in
Real Estate Agent Concerned Locals Might Forget His Face Amongst All This Signage
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local real estate agent is hot on the phone this morning, calling around
Hunter Labor Candidate Dan Repacholi Impresses At Town Hall Debate By Eloquently Reciting The History of SS Commodores
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Labor Candidate in the seat of Hunter is wowing audiences tonight with an
Scotty Asks Jenny To Clarify If They Could Survive On A Single Minimum Wage Income
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After denying the benefits of a 5.1% wage increase for minimum wage workers, Scotty from
WEEKLY: A Panicking Government, A Reasonable Voting Option, A Change Of Heart & More – May 13
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.