Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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Buckingham Palace Forgets To Send Funeral Invitation To The Publican At Betoota’s Royal Hotel
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Thousands of international dignitaries have today descended upon Britain to honour the life of Queen Elizabeth
Exciting Crypto Ad Must Have Been Made A Long Time Ago
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Advocate recently received email correspondence linking us to an exciting new crypto commercial. In the
New Mum Who Carried Baby For 9 Months Settles On ‘Fergus’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The word is out amongst millenials and having kids is officially cool, provided you give them
Recently Dumped Bloke Fails To Heal Crippling Heartbreak With New Found NFL Fandom
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is looking to mend a broken heart this week as he
Sydney Still Smouldering From Chaotic Convergence Of Bunnies And Collingwood Fans In Moore Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney City is today still reeling from the destruction of hosting two factions of Australia’s
Childhood Film To Fix Sunday Morning Lack Of Serotonin
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As physics has long dictated, what goes up must come down. Last night, previously reformed party
IT Guy At Work Begins Two Week Mourning Period Following Discontinuation Of Lift
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a black veil continues to hang heavy over the head of monarchists, others are dealing
WEEKLY: Honouring The Queen, A Proud Local Bloke, Leonardo DiCaprio Mixes It Up & More – September 16
Errol Parker, Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Woo Girls Who Got On It A Bit Too Hard Take Turns Having A Massive Sob At 3am Kickons
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of very silly sausages have last weekend flown too close to the sun, which
Business Council Proposes Students Should Get Extra 2 Years To Stay And Work All The Shit Jobs
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The recent Jobs and Skills Summit has blessed Australia’s International students with a great outcome,
Farm Worker Gets Paid In Cash After Landing Lucrative Agricultural Job At Cash Farm
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Australian farmers offering to pay workers in accommodation and produce, one farm seems to have
Pre-Exam Student Chewing Her Gum Like It Holds The Secrets To A Semester Worth Of Missed Classes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A student at the South Betoota Polytechic has given her jaw a workout for the ages