Tupac Shakur Murder Trial Takes Gen-X Dad Straight Back To The Great Bong-Hazed Mystery Of His Youth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Gen-X Australian dad is today underplaying how deeply invested he is in the
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Local Stud On 18 Day Towel Streak Argues That It Technically Can’t Be Dirty
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke has today proved he might just be a modern day Socrates, delivering a thought
“You Gotta Start Somewhere” Says Old Man Who Never Paid Half A Week’s Wage To Shit In The Living Room
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With pressure growing across the Regional Queensland rental market, a local sexagenarian offered some
Crumbling American Empire Now At The Point Where They Need To Force People To Be Born There
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the once unstoppable global superpower that was the United States Of America continues to decline
Local Woman Searching For Lost Item Under Bed Discovers Where All Her DIY Nose Plugs Disappeared To
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to a random hay fever attack, those who suffer from the sniffles can
DAILY: Won’t Somebody Think Of The Children, A Win For Workers & An Outrageous Special – June 27
Clancy Overell and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Local Woman Reading Book On Morning Commute Must Really Have Her Life Together
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bookworm has impressed a bus of commuters this morning, letting everyone know
Protestors Tackle Climate Change By Forcing Blue Collar Workers To Miss Shifts In The Middle Of A Cost-Of-Living Crisis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Millions of more people are now 100% on board with tackling climate change, after being encouraged
Gus Gould In A Significantly Better Mood Than He Was A Couple Of Weeks Ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While there is a little bit of soul searching going on in the state of Queensland
Millennials Compare Trying To Buy A Home Now With Finding A Graduate Position During The GFC
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of local 30-somethings have compared graduating during the 2007-2010 Global
Maroons Demand Origin Never Be Played In Perth Again After Game 2 Performance Stifled By Jet Lag
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After what looked like the start of a new winning dynasty in game I, the Queensland
Blues Fan Prepares For Tonight’s Gladiatorial Combat With $300 Vintage Jersey And Carton Of Craft Ale
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud New South Welshman is gearing up for the world’s most bloodthirsty
Cloaked Darth Bennett Gives Slater Final Instructions In Back Alley Before Kick-Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Bureau of Meteorology is reporting a disturbance in the force this evening, as