Tupac Shakur Murder Trial Takes Gen-X Dad Straight Back To The Great Bong-Hazed Mystery Of His Youth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Gen-X Australian dad is today underplaying how deeply invested he is in the
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Old School Teacher Forces Student To Finish 25 Vapes In Front Of Him After Getting Caught Down At The Cricket Nets
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A year 7 student at Betoota Ponds Sports High has been treated for mild nicotine poisoning
ICAC Commissioner Cancels Eurotrip Because Things Are About To Get Busy As Fuck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Commissioner at the New South Wales Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) has been
Local Girl’s Attempts To Delay Hair Washing With Slick Bun Sees Her Looking Like Draco Malfoy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Taking a glimpse into her bathroom mirror, local woman Tess Thornton knows she’s pushing it
Australia’s Most Important Middle-Class Man Books Priority Boarding For Domestic Jetstar Flight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT An incredibly important and time-poor man has today wowed the crowed at Betoota’s Remienko
DAILY: The Lead Up To Tax Time, Tech Giants Show True Colours & A Big Life Hack – June 28
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Census Data Reveals God Leaving This Fucked Planet Has Caused A Steep Decline In Christianity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Data from last year’s census has revealed a steep dip in the number
Hollywood Producers Decide To Just Reboot Another Bromance Themed 1980s Smash Hit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Proving that the age of spandex is well and truly back, Hollywood producers have been rushing
Don Albanese Attends A Baptism As Teal Political Staffers Are Assassinated Across The Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a powerful statement to the nation this week. The new
Feminist US Tech Giants To Pay Travel Costs For Employees Prevented From Getting Healthcare By The Politicians They Donate Billions To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some great news for US citizens already struggling within a privatised healthcare system, America’s
Mum Visiting From Out Of State Announces She’ll Be Staying With You For Two Weeks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights mum has this week announced to her daughter that not only does she
ATO Boss Warns They’re Targeting Broke Small Business Owners Again This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Tax Office has warned struggling small business owners that they are in
Local Bloke’s Opinion Becomes Invalid After Requesting Margherita Pizza For Origin Session
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local French Quarter man has been laughed out of a room full of his friends