Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
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DAILY: AFL Scandal, Qantas Bites Back & A Local Business Introduces An Interesting New Policy – September 21
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Local Stoner Hammers An Up & Go Despite Having Nothing To Get Up And Go For
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Continuing his trend of behaviour that can only be explained by drugs, local stoner Oscar Knott
Weirdly Honest Politician Admits ‘Labour Shortage’ Is Just Slang For ‘Cheaper Migrant Labour Shortage’
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There is a dire shortage of labour and skills in Australia, the government and big business
Clarke Gayford Says ‘Churrr Australia’ For Letting Him Ride Home In Cargo Hold Of Albo’s RAAF Jet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The polite and pensive gentleman who’s married to New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda
Nephew Now Old Enough To Witness Fun Uncle Transform Into Extremely Antisocial Drunk Uncle
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Adolescence is a magical time of change known for traumatising absolutely everyone who goes through it.
“Yeah… See How We Go Hey” Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In rugby league circles, the general consensus is that ‘the sun will burn out’ before the
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“Oi! Can You Not Eat Food In My [1997 Subaru Impreza], Dickhead”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 17-year-old car owner has today made it clear that as the owner
Review Of Hawthorn Finds The AFL Club Was Run By A Bunch Of Racist Melbourne Cunts
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The AFL has once again reminded the nation how fucked in the head their culture and
Qantas Tells Vegetarians To Stop Carrying On Like A Pork Chop
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some surprising news, domestic airline Qantas has yet again found themselves trending for having no
Report: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Creeps
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 AFL Grand Final kicking off at 2:30pm this Saturday, there couldn’t
Local Geography Teacher Thrilled To Learn Trusty New Balance Wheels Now A Boost To His Street Cred
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local geography teacher is strutting home from school with a skip in his