Local Menace Prepares To Become Town's Only Trans Asexual Muslim Tonight
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A French Quarter sharehouse dweller will provide bad data to the Australian Bureau of Statistics
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Nation’s Tradies Put Down The Tools To Celebrate Annual Invoicing Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Small and medium-sized residential worksites across the country are at least one man down today,
Bloke Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Let Girlfriend Overhear Chilling Discord Chat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When Betoota Heights local Nathan Manners first met his girlfriend Jaya, he’d been the perfect
Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million
Woman Doing Zumba Class Quickly Humbled By The Ripped 56 Year Old Colombian Instructor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Layla Chen thought she was fit. Okay, maybe not FIT fit, but she can
Easy Going Handyman Only Lets The Finest Wild Turkey Cans Grace His Yeti Coolbag
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has drawn a fat line in the sand today. 28 year old
“I Could Have Cooked This” Says Mum Who Is Either Complaining Or Finally Grasping The Concept Of Restaurants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has today loudly voiced her disapproval, after daring to venture outside of her
South Sydney Rabbitohs Recruit Another Slow-Talking Englishman That Nobody Can Take Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The South Sydney Rabbitohs can today boast another neckless English recruit who can’t be brought
DAILY: Greedy Teachers, An Out Of Touch School & A New Woke Bloke – June 30
Clancy Overell and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Betoota’s very own on Flight Path District has played host to an incredible scene today.
Entitled NSW Teachers Demand At Least Half Of What A 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Makes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Thousands of teachers have today walked out of schools around NSW, and marched in protest across
Thrifty Melbourne Landlord Refurbishes Abandoned Pets Paradise Store Into Luxury Accommodation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Proving that we are edging closer and closer to living in a dystopian society, a Melbourne
Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A suburban father of two is today considering his living arrangements, after a controversial incident last