Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
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Mum Teaches Kids About Conflict Resolution By Saying Nothing And Icing Out Entire Family
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local children have learnt skills for life today as the family matriarch gave them a lesson
Report: Imagine The Fucking Carry-On If This Bloke Got Flown To London
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Absolute Morons Have Wedding During Finals Footy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT September is an important time for the wedding and Australian football industry alike although the two
Opinion: After Tearing The Royals Apart, Divisive Meghan Markle Deserves To Be Treated Like Someone Who Would Frequently Catch Private Jets To A Secret Caribbean Island To Spend Time With A Villainous American Billionaire Who Was Proven To Have Groomed Hu
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Report: Contrary To What Your Hilarious Housemate Reckons, The Missing TV Remote Actually Isn’t Up Your Arse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out a frustrated sigh, local bloke Mitch Fields curses whatever cunt decided to make the
Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold
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Local Woman Cuts To The Chase And Dunks Dressing Gown Ties Straight Into The Toilet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week decided she’s fucking sick of being surprised by her
“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar.
Fleet Of Japanese Ships Undertake Urgent Research Trip To Tasmania
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An armada of Japanese ships has reportedly been spotted making a beeline for the Tasmanian coast
Local Bloke Spends Day Of Mourning With Dogs And Horses Like The Queen Would Have Wanted
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Jason Croydon is a man of good morals. Not only has he been drowning
Report: There Will Be No Further Debate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was initially thought that nn image of King Charles III would replace Queen Elizabeth II