"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Report: One Nation Are Wrong, Australia Has Never Been More Of A Monoculture Than It Is Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report has found that Australia's far-right is looking back at the
Trump's Peace Plan Proves As Effective As A Smiggle Eraser
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Last week, Donald Trump and Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian signed a 14-point agreement to immediately
Kiwis Can't Even Argue 'But We Have Luss People' As Cabo Verde And Curaçao Dominate World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our much loved frunds acruss tha Tesmen are this week coming to terms with a new
America's World Cup Crowds Basically The Sydney Swans Fans Of Soccer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is still well and truly in the midst of World Cup Fever despite a minor
Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
5am Kick Off Inspires Local Bachelor To Get Creative With A Bowl Of V-Bix
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bachelor is manifesting sporting glory this morning by whipping up a true
Hell Yeah Hollywood Is Back With All-Male Remake Of The First-Wives Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After a brutal decade in which studios cranked out gender-swapped remakes of Ghostbusters,
Mythical Older Colleague Allows These Softcock Young Fellas To Have One Friday Night On The Piss With Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of niggling, a late-60s white collar alpha has finally relented to his smart
Son Of Immigrant Says Multiculturalism Has Failed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has declared multiculturalism has largely failed and Australia should become
Nation's Struggling Mums Pull Their Fingers Out After Learning That Pauline Hanson Didn't Need Childcare In 1980s Ipswich
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT JUST FIGURE IT OUT: The female voters of middle Australia, who make up the voting block
Local Dad Really Good With The Early Morning Shifts This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of one is patting himself on the back this week, for making an
Young Women Longingly Staring Out Bus Window Clearly Listening To New Rodrigo Album
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Young women around the nation are taking to public transport to stare out bus or train