Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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“Wow This Is Literally The Best Door Ever Invented Put It On My Home Now!” Says Sunshine Coast Man
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man from Queensland’s Amalfi Coast has been blown away by the number
Man Living In Car Finds Comfort In Treasurer’s Brutal Honesty After He Said Things Will Get Worse Before They Get Better
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some bloke who lives in his electric blue shitbox down at the Lake Betoota
Gus Likens Himself To NSW Government, Admitting His 5 Year Plans Actually Take 10 Years To Build
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT Rugby League Supremo Gus Gould has offered a rare admission of misjudgment this week, as
House Of The Dragon Director Admits Episode 7 Was Inspired After Cleaning Out His Laundry Cupboard
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After copping some major backlash on the Twittersphere for making the seventh episode almost impossible to
Rich Old Banker Copping Shit Because Of Deranged Beliefs Definitely AFL’s Biggest Cultural Issue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you have too much self-respect to read the Herald Sun or listen to
Hyperactive Uncle Scales Back On His Cycling Obsession To Focus On Researching The War In Ukraine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Uncle Kenno has made the radical decision to only hit the wide open road on his
Corporate Johnnys Going Hell For Leather At The Pub This Tuesday Arvo Probably From Credit Suisse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of suits filling themselves up with piss this afternoon down at the
Paul Kent Doubles Down And Says Muhammad Ali Also Lacked Class And Acted Like A Teenager
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite claiming to oppose the growing ‘woke’ culture in Australian sport, NRL Fox League commentator Paul
Couple That Bought A Meriton Shitbox Last Year Ask Old Kim Jong-Un To Send The Next Rocket Their Way
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has fired another rocket into the Pacific Ocean
Netflix Continue Weird Trend Of Making Serial Killers Sexy By Casting Chalamet As John Wayne Gacy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Netflix producers are at it again this week, continuing their very bizarre trend of sourcing actors
Visibly Hungover Paul Kent Disgusted By Youthful Polynesians Enjoying The Fruits Of Hard Work And Talent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This year’s NRL Premiership winners are today under fire for not acting like they actually
“I Can’t Miss This, Babe,” Says Sports Fan Tuning Into The Start Of The Sheffield Shield After Watching Football Game He Couldn’t Miss Either
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A marginally-employed young man from our town’s Heights district has told The