Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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Nostalgic Gen Xer Pays Homage To Sanity By Only Listening To CDs For Entire Week
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‘Such A Ball Buster’ Complains Mate Whose Wife Is Forced To Organise Everything
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Keaton Grant [32] has had it up TO FUCKING HERE with his wife’s
Naked Man Called Kyle Reese Appears In LA’s CBD Asking Where To Find Chat GPT’s Headquarters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some residents of the city of Los Angeles have received quite a shock today, after seeing
Local Girl Updates Dating Profile With Cute Sparkler Snap From New Years Eve
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A dating app overhaul is underway in a French Quarter lounge room this evening
Man Announces Himself As Most Painful Person At BBQ By Banging On About Things Being UnAustralian
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke is today unfairly paying the price for trying to be a good bloke.
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Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Naww! Cat Touching You With Paws It Just Used To Flip Its Turds
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some heartwarming news, a local bloke has today delicately kissed his cat’s precious little
“I NEED MORE DETAILS!” Shouts Dutton From Behind 40,000 Page Document Detailing Indigenous Voice
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton is continuing to tread water this week, as he finds himself
PM Promises Same Amount Of Detail Dutton Provided When Giving 423 Mil To Shack On Kangaroo Island
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Anthony Albanese has today responded to Peter Dutton’s continual requests for ‘detail’ – by reminding him
Woman Scrolling For Tax File Number In iPhone Notes Immediately Distracted By All The Unhinged Message Drafts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who was simply trying to find her tax file number has today found herself
Jacinda Ardern Resigns As PM To Take Up Plum Job At Otago Credit Union On 98k A Year Plus Super
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Kiwi journalists are in a frenzy today, after Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern revealed she is resigning
Millennials Quit Workforce In Record Numbers After Being Forced To Return To Office Full Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some shocking news this morning, Jacinda Ardern has announced she will not be doing another