Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Bottle Shop Man Looks Blankly At Dishevelled Group Of Uni Students Asking For Some “Double Lemons”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights bottle shop employee has raised the hairy caterpillars that sit above his eyes
Liam Martin Politely Asks If Just One Luke Combs Song Can Be Added To Drill Rap Heavy Mad Monday Playlist
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A JBL PartyBox is blasting in Mt Druitt this morning, as the Penrith Panthers
Jarome Luai Kickstarts The Street Brumby And Leads Mt Druitt Victory Convoy To Panthers Leagues
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The National Earthquake Alerts Centre has issued an alert this morning, after reports of
Stress Of Grand Final Disaster Causes Peter Sterling’s Hair To Grow Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Parramatta Eels legend Peter Sterling is looking at the silver lining of tonight’s
Swans Fans Start Looking For The Exit; Nearest Bin To Place Their Brand New Eels Hat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the Parramatta Eels’ newest fans is already looking for the exit after
Brad Arthur Finally Gets His Hands On A VHS Player To Show His Team The Last Parra Premiership
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The old TV and VCR unit has been wheeled out at Bankwest this week as Arthur
Gutho Arrives Late For Final Training Run After Staying Up All Night Watching Heartbreak High
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Trouble is brewing in the Eels camp as captain Clinton ‘Gutho’ Gutherson has shown up late
Youngster At First NRL Final Learns Some New Fucken Ways Of Expressing Both Joy And Disappointment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a story we haven’t reported on in about 50 minutes, the NRL grand final
Raiders Fans Torn Between Supporting Arrogant Panthers Or Having The Longest Premiership Drought
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although not mandatory, supporters of the 14 footy clubs that don’t make the grand final
Years Of Emotional Trauma Fixed As Robodebt Victim Receives Compensation Payout Of $11
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact After years of being illegally hounded by the government to pay back thousands of dollars of
Budget-Savvy Kmart Shopper Buys The Cheapest Iron Again For The 4th Time This Month
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A budget-savvy Kmart shopper who knows a bargain when she sees one has managed to
Bloke Marrying Interior Designer Allowed To Pick Colour Of Wedding Table Undersides
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A groom-to-be has found out he’s involved in his wedding too as his