Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Local Bloke Files For Bankruptcy After Shouting A Round Of Plastic Schooeys At Sydney Olympic Park
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A modern Prometheus has learnt a painful lesson today after shouting a round at Sydney Olympic
Isaiah Papili’i To Throw A Few Head Highs To Further Delay First Tigers Game
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Parramatta Eels second rower Isaiah Papili’i is preparing for the NRL Grand Final against arch
Battle Of The West To Decide Which NRL Club Gets To Claim The Tuscan Plains Of Blacktown Once And For All
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In case you’ve been living under a footy-free rock, the first ever western derby
Hindy Once Again Quietly Concerned His Beloved Eels Are A Chance Of Winning The Comp Without Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 330-game NRL legend Nathan Hindmarsh (49) is reportedly growing very nervous ahead of the Grand
Gus Bashes Head Against Wall To Prepare For Grand Final Commentary
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One of the all time footy brains of the NRL was not available so Phil ‘Gus’
2022 Koori Knockout Kicks Off With 80,000 Unconfirmed Sightings Of Latrell’s Dodge RAM In Nowra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With storms battering the entire eastern seaboard, there’s only one thing to be doing this
New Generation Refuses To Work
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The results are in and the so called ‘Generation Alpha’ are the absolute worst members of
Local Dad Equally Proud And Angry After Teenage Son Starts Lifting Beers from Garage Mini-Fridge
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local father is struggling to discipline his son this afternoon, after discovering he’
Penrith Panthers Shitting Themselves As Waqa Blake Debuts The Bleached Fuifui Moimoi Cornrows
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The golden era Penrith Panthers and dark horse Parramatta Eels will meet on Sunday in their
Novice Investor Becomes Group Chat’s Warren Buffett After Tipping 1 Good Stock Out Of 100
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A novice investor, Mr Evan Flynn Barr (36), has changed his Investment Group Chat name to
Party House Ruined By Serious And Loving Relationship
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A terrible loss is sending shockwaves across the Betoota youth community as a party house has
Man Who Was Booked In For Weekend At In-Laws Comes Down With Mysterious Illness
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man by the name of Brenton Thomas has this weekend been afflicted by