Swans Fan Thrilled 4pm Game Comes With Perfect Lighting For Social Content
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An eastern suburbs micro influencer has been spotted skipping down Moore Park Road today,
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“What Can We Sell” Asks Jim Chalmers, Channeling His Inner Paul Keating
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Treasurer is deep in thought this morning, after a hectic 24 hours of
Netflix Adds Incest Snuff Porn Warning To The Crown In Addition To Fictional Disclaimer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Streaming juggernaut Netflix has been forced to add a “trigger warning” to the next
Report: Severity Of Flight Turbulence Directly Linked To How Hungover You Are
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Qantas has found that turbulence is far less likely on a flight
Greenie Activists Throwing Tomato Soup On MONA’s Vagina Wall Accidentally Make Artwork Even More Valuable
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s Greenies have this week taken inspiration from some of the climate protests that
Hordes Of Incels Who’ve Never Watched A Quarter Of Netball Suddenly Concerned For Game’s Future
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The game of netball has this week received support from an army of fans it never
NRL Star Angus Crichton Discovers A Secret Passion For Ballet After 2 Weeks In Northern England
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the 2021 Rugby League World Cup continues in Northern England, Australia’s premiere NRL stars
3rd Melbourne Airport To Be Built In The Even More Convenient Location Of Ballarat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Infrastructure Victoria has today announced they have plans to make flying to the allergy capital of
Liberals Criticise Government For Not Including Even A Few Billion For Pointless Carparks In Budget
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Shadow Treasurer has today let the country know that he is NOT a
Jetstar Shocked Man Has The Hide To Complain About Being Stranded In Bali For 18 Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Jetstar has confirmed rumours this morning that it has indeed been unable to repatriate
Peter Dutton Hits The Victorian Campaign Trail And Begins Door-Knocking In Melbourne’s Fitzroy Area
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Hello, lefties,” said Opposition leader Peter Dutton. “Do you have a minute to talk
Sky News Hosts Just Absolutely Fed Up With All Of These Woke Snowflakes Condemning Genocide
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Sky News hack has today revealed to The Advocate that he’s had just
Jamaica Rugby League World Cup Team Yet To Inspire Classic Film Despite All Being Ex-Sprinters
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Unlike other unlikely Jamaican teams of world sporting events past, the Jamaican Rugby League World Cup