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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of Dubbo are feeling indifferent today after the Federal Government announced the
Treasurer To Spend Entire Budget Speech Explaining How His Party Weren’t In Power For Last Decade
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s treasurer has today offered The Betoota Advocate some exclusive insight into what he
Local City Worker Still Harbours Deeply Buried Aspirations To Be A Hot Billabong Surfer Chick
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Former Pinger Rat Now At Stage Where He Has To Explain To Kids Why They’re Named Kygo And Tiësto
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A former party boy has been forced to have an honest chat this morning,
Mike Cannon-Brookes Sighs As He Hands Over His ING Splurge Card Details To Netball Australia
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Having An Issue With Multi-Billionaire Mining Elites Who Advocate For The Genocidal Sterilisation Of An Entire Race Of People Nothing But Woke PC Cancel Culture Rubbish
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Heaven Ambassador Jesus Christ Confirms It’s Ark Szn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Heaven’s Ambassador to Earth, Jesus Christ, has confirmed to The Advocate today that
Man Spins Tobacco With Some Weed To Save Money On Ciggies
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australia loves a battla. The sort of person who has had to earn everything they have
Superheroes Back To Being For Nerds Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After a solid decade of mainstream success and box office billions it has been confirmed that
Old English Font Now Purely Reserved For High School Shakespeare Essays And Postcode Tattoos
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A recent report by the World Font Foundation (WFF) has determined that the Old English font
Advice Column | Forget Diet And Exercise. What You Need Is More Money And Status
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