Angus Taylor Fronts Media To Reassure Them He Isn't Worried About One Nation At All, Like He Literally Doesn't Care, Fuck Off Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's Opposition Leader has today appeared in front of the cameras (of all
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Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking Rains
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are growing calls in the automotive community to rebirth local car manufacturer Holden
Chinese-Australian Rabbitohs Fan Can’t Really Ignore This Omen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Millions of Australians around the country are this week celebrating the Lunar New Year this week,
Qantas Flight Arrives At Destination As Scheduled
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Qantas flight from Brisbane to Betoota arrived this afternoon at 3pm as scheduled.
Father Of The Bride Keeping Close Eye On His Bushie Nephews Drinking Themselves Into Liabilities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The marriage of Betoota Grove’s Emily Sheridan and Brendan Neeson was a roaring success over
Woman Visiting Male Friend’s House Forced To Use Washing Up Liquid After Failing To Find Any Hand Soap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this weekend been horrified to discover that her male friends may have
Bitter Scam Artist Who Didn’t Get Business Upgrade Lets One Rip On Way Through To Cattle Class
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bitter bloke has decided to dish out his own twisted brand of justice
Local Woman Ready To Put On Her Little Sad Voice After Boyfriend Gets Much Better Looking Meal
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week appealed to her boyfriend’s soft side after having a
Faith In Humanity Restored As Sydney Harbour Bridge Is Closed To Allow Cute Gosling To Cross Safely
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some heartwarming news from Sydney, it appears that faith in humanity has been completely restored
Local Girl Lets Colleagues Know She Needs The Most Emotional Support By Lugging 20L Jerry Can To Work
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Litres of sloshing water can be heard cascading through the hallways of KPMG Betoota
New Year Smoothie Routine Binned After Local Girl Lets Noxious Shaker Ferment In Handbag All Weekend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A New Year’s resolution is in tatters this morning after a local girl
Weird TikTok Goes For Like Two Hours
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In what may be the strangest TikTok trend yet, a series of weird pay-to-watch
Being Attracted To Military Blokes Linked To Having Your Heart Broken By Softcock Civilians
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Cynthia Flugle (24) of Betoota Heights has a particular type of bloke that she’s into