Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Teenagers Boycott Australia Day By Earning Time And A Half
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There might be hope for the youth after all as some brave young Betootans have stuck
Local Woman Hoping Morning Protest Participation Cancels Out Afternoon’s Activities
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The public holiday with many names has arrived, prompting Beck Meinswell (28) to attend her local
“I Guess There Is A Man Drought” Says Married Bloke Looking At His Mates Through Critical Lens
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has finally seen the light today, it can be confirmed. After months of
Frustrated NSW Government Can’t Understand Why Teachers Won’t Just Rent Forever In Lower Middle Class Misery
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Government has today detailed a fool-proof way to stop the current trend of
Local Girls Mute Messages From Delusional Mate Who Keeps Trying To Make Early Morning Hike Happen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of girls have this week been forced to mute their group chat, after their
Chrus Hupkuns Swurn En As Kiwi Presidunt After Swearing Oath On Sacred All Blecks Jersey
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Chrus Hupkuns hes been sworn un es New Zeelund’s 41st prume munuster, followung the unexpected
Panic! At The Disco Break Up Now That Teenagers Have Real Things To Feel Sad About
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact American sadmen Panic! At The Disco have decided to pull the pin on their
Divorced Footy Coach Just Can’t Understand Why People Won’t Come To Pub After Every Training Session
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the coaches down at Betoota’s Muttaburrasaurus Rugby Union Football club has today spoken
Young Born-Again Couple Torn Between Baby Photography Or Opening A Juice Bar
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A couple of young Jesus lovers have recently tied the knot and are now weighing up
Modern Journalism Degree Covers Correct Bachelor Recapping Practices
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite the fact that most parents would prefer their kids get into policing or porn, many
Dad Just Quietly Gets Up And Leaves The Room After Being Told Daughter’s Dog Has Anxiety
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three named Graham Ozil has today asked The Advocate to put a
Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking Rains
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are growing calls in the automotive community to rebirth local car manufacturer Holden