Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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Local Woman Devours Another Season Of Show That Pretends Kings Didn’t Look Like This
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman getting stuck into her regency filth has sadly found her sexy illusions shattered
“Ahh… I Would But… I’m Not Big On Single Use Waste” Says Greenie Fuckboy Trying To Raw Dog
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some scary news for women around the nation, it appears that fuckboys are evolving their
Reserve Grader With A Chassis Like Valynce Te Whare Wondering If He’s Got A Fairytale In Him Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local air conditioner mechanic by the name of Chayce Bordin is this week contemplating the
Harmless Coworker From The Suburbs Pretty Into This Lakers Game On Right Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The most middle-class people in the country are tuned into a sporting spectacle
AFL Executive Says Game Can’t Be Racist Because They Put A Bunch Of Them Through Good Schools
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The AFL is this week rushing to defend the type of behaviour that only seems to
Cold Snap Leaves Dry Lip Guy’s Face Looking Like Lake Eyre
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Ponds man has today entered his Lake Eyre era. Perennially dehydrated man Aldous
Elderly Couple Who Can’t Afford Cruise This Year Forced To Have Mimosas And Explosive Diarrhoea At Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter elderly couple have been forced to improvise their cruise trip this year, after
C-List Influencer Attends The Opening Of An Envelope
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Sports Betting Lobby Pushes To Allow Punters To Bet Using Their Super
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An Australian lobbying collective is looking out for the people, as usual, by pressuring the government
Former Ansett Employee Still Shakes His Head And Swears Walking Past Air NZ Lounge
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Fuck those Kiwi bastards,” he said. “I will never forget what you did to
Cost Of Living Budget Package: Chalmers Introduces ‘No Property Investor Left Behind’ Policy
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Communist Federal Treasurer Jimbo Chalmers has handed down a budget that includes billions worth of cost
Labor Finally Prove How Fiscally Responsible They Are By Giving 248 Billion In Tax Cuts To Rich
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party have finally done it! After decades of trying, the red tie side