Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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War Criminal Mourns Pedophile
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news from the Harbour city of Sydney, a war criminal has been forced
Husband’s Rare Attempt At Grocery List Causes More Anxiety Than An Empty Pantry
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Cocking her head to the side as she tries to make out some of the words
Pack Of Ill-Disciplined Fur Babies Outside Cafe Forces Mum To Push Pram Of Real Babies On The Road
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly two whole years since Australians were forced to endure devastating lockdowns, and the affects of
St Mary’s Cathedral Unveil New Public Urinal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Catholic Archdiocese of Sydney has been praised today, after unveiling a touching new tribute to
“Whoever Made This Needs To Be Sectioned Immediately” Says Bloke Seeing ‘Bad Boy Bubby’ For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being told to watch 1993 Australian cult classic picture Bad Boy Bubby by
Dutton Begins Gruelling Task Of Modernising Liberal Party By Attending Pell’s Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Federal Opposition Leader has today rolled up his sleeves and set about trying
Pell Mourners Want Some Respect Because They’re Burying A Great Pedo Protector Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some old cunt from Sydney has asked protestors at St Mary’s Cathedral to
Missing Radioactive Capsule Immediately Found By Truck Driver’s Mum After She Has A Proper Look
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some good news, it can be confirmed that the tiny radioactive capsule that went missing
Man Leaving Court All Of A Sudden Worried About Spreading Germs And The Glare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man left court today after being convicted of a reprehensible offence that
“Oh Great” Sighs Pell After Learning That He’s Bunking With Vlad The Impaler For Eternity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Catholic Church heavyweights, Murdoch media goons and the least PR-savy members of
Catholic School Begrudgingly Continues With This Science Shit
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT School is back on for 2023 which means the Catholic education system is once again forced
“Just Drop It Fuck Ya” – Short Mate Doesn’t Have An Issue With Being Vertically Challenged Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s not fucking funny, alright. That’s the message that came out of a Betoota