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Nation’s Primary School Kids Pay Touching Tribute To Tina Turner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As news spreads of the passing of Tina Turner, the nation has quickly started preparing to
NRL Remembers Tina Turner: The First Woman To Ever Imply That Rugby League Players Were Rootable
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Birthday Notification On Facebook Friendly Reminder A Good Cull Is Long Overdue
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Local Feminist Ignores Stab Of Guilt As She Takes The Girlie Pushup Option
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself pushing through some feminist guilt this afternoon, after a particularly
Nation Still Wondering Why In The Fuck Anyone Needed To Taser A 95-Year-Old Woman That Weighs 45kg
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been multiple moments over the last couple years that have caused a collective dropped
“Sorry I Know I Keep Going On About It… But” Says Woman Who Is Certainly Not Done Going On About It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Aubrey Hobbs has helpfully warned her friend in advance that she simply must analyse and discuss
“It’s Not Coming Off,” Albo Says To His Chief-Of-Staff After Modi Visit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has learned a lesson this morning that many people learn much
Naarm Settler All For Taxing Big Business But Did Dan Have To Come After Her Rich Architect Parents Like That?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Melbourne woman has told The Advocate this morning that she is glad the
Peter Dutton’s Advisors Beg Him Not To Attend This Old Rock Spider’s Funeral Too
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Supermarket Giant Blames Customers’ Willingness To Pay Higher Prices For Higher Prices
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Mandatory Work Placement For Nursing Students To Include At Least 1000 Hours Of Crying Yourself To Sleep
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