Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Millennials Get Revenge On Fun Killing Boomers By Submitting 5am Noise Complaint Against Local Cyclists
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A share-house of Uni students have managed to square the ledger this morning,
Thoughtful Yuppies Rescue Purebred Dog From Bespoke Breeder At Premium Price
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An act of human to animal compassion took place in Betoota today as a thoughtful couple
Advice Column | Drive Up Your Investment Property’s Weekly Rent By Creating An Auction-Like Atmosphere At Its Opening Inspection
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Here in Betoota real estate laws dictate that leasing agents are not permitted to
Hungover Woman Reimagines Mother’s Womb By Cocooning Under Doona With Fan Blaring In The Background
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman has this week regressed into being a fetus after knocking back a
Dad Just Calling To Tell You About Halfwits He Destroyed On Social Media Today
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Relationships between parents and their children can become harder to maintain as the children become adults
Rental Agent Checking It’s Cool If Tradie Arrives Sometime Between 7am-6pm Any Day Next Week
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After finally getting around to fulfilling a maintenance request, local rental agent Jmaine Corsair (28) has
Hometown Funny Guy’s Entire Artillery Of One-Liners Found To Be Plagiarised From Reg Reagan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local ex-footy star turned menace-to-society has today been accused of plagiarising his
“Track!” Yells Old Ass Man When The Chillis Break Into Deep Cut From Their 1991 Album Blood Sugar Sex Magik
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite young lefties having a sook that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (who are
30 Something Bloke With Vague Understanding Of German Language Definitely Had A Rammstein Phase
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A survey conducted by Music Trends Australia has today found an amusing correlation between millennial blokes
“See How We Go, No Plans” Lies Coworker Who Plans To Spend Entire Weekend Playing PS5
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has done his best Pinocchio impression today, by telling all of his
Bloke Who Missed Referendum Meeting To Attend Pell’s Funeral Demands More Details Once Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today revealed he’s getting tired of repeating himself. Peter
DAILY: A Man Mourns His Mate, A Fancy New Urinal & A Mum Saves The Day – February 2
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio