Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Woman Who Just Wants A Trim Tries Reverse Psychology On Hairdresser By Asking Her To Cut It All Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Running her fingers through her hair as she lets out a small chuckle, local woman Daphne
Stuart Broad Apparently Now A Judge On The Spirit Of Cricket
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the ‘home of cricket’ this morning, it can be confirmed that
Report: Have A Sook You Bloated Old Pommie Fuckhead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report commissioned by the nation’s peak scientific body has found that the
NSW Premier Admits It’d Be A Bit Rich Of Anyone In State Politics To Pass Judgement On Hot Mess Gladys
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NSW Premier Chris Minns has declined the opportunity to criticize Gladys Berejiklian this afternoon,
Thirsty Local Mum Devastated To Learn That There Won’t Be Any Stripping In Full Monty Reboot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mum has today heard some tough news, after receiving a devastating update about a
Women At Restaurant Loudly Discussing Hookups Unaware Old Bloke Is Hanging Onto Every Word
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact To put things mildly, local besties Ava and Kelsey have what’s called, ‘no filter’ – which
Billionaire Breaks Silence On Their View Of The World Even Though Nobody Asked For It
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact A humble billionaire born and bred in our very own Betoota has broken their self-imposed
We’re On Here! Mate Turns Up To Pre’s With The Gold Woodies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Look out! We are on here, it can be confirmed today. The confirmation comes through this
St Kilda Playing Group Head Over To Perth For Their Bye Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After one of their best starts to a season in recent memory, the St Kilda football
Man Who Moans When He Eats Something Nice Also Extremely Suspect In Other Aspects Of Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Moaning when he eats is just something Martin Harris does—and always has done.
Solar Panel Company Spruiking Government’s $260 Rebate As The Perfect Excuse To Buy $26,000 Home Solar Array
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact It’s official. The renewable energy transition is now 100% complete after the government has finally
David Warner Takes A Break From Watching Cardoons On His LG TV To Do Some Crosswords
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian batsman David Warner has provided cricket fans with a lovely moment overnight, after being spotted