Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Gambling Is A Tax On Stupid People According To Hot Copper User
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the country’s peak investment authorities has branded gambling as a “tax
Australian Navy Mobilises HMAS Adelaide To The Thames For Possible Evacuation Of Our Cricketers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the Little Johnny Scandal heading into its third day, the powers back home in Australia
Suburban Family Doing Taco Night To Not Include Any Mexican Flavours Or Spices
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds mum has this week put on an extremely bastardised version of a ‘taco
Report: Give It A Rest You Bunch Of Sooks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After an exciting 48 hours in the world of cricket, the English cricketing team have confirmed
Treasurer: “Beating Inflation Without Taxing Corporations And Property Investors Too Much Is Harder Than The RC Helicopter Mission In Vice City”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jim Chalmers has issued a grim forecast this morning in Canberra. In a
Frustrated Young Mum Reaches Boiling Point After Hubby Insists On Buying A Staffy Puppy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has reached the end of her tether this week after her husband, Alex,
RBA Boss Disappointed To See Corporations Making Huge Profits, Wealthy Homeowners Spending Frivolously In The Economy; Mulls Punishing Young Homebuyers And Renters Again Because It’s Their Fault
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank boss Philip Lowe is mulling today as it’s the first Tuesday
‘He Means Well’ Say Local Females When Describing Man With No Personality
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A gaggle of young females in Betoota’s East were overhead the other day discussing
“You Cheats Better Look Out At Headingley!” Says Silly Pom That Isn’t Aware That The Offspin Magilla Will Be There
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some mouth-breathing Pom, who chose to move to Queensland because it’s not
Sacked PwC Parters Would Fit Right In At Cricket Australia, Confirms Ben Stokes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact England captain Ben Stokes has added to his remarks this morning about the controversial
NSW Name Their Most NSW Team Ever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The perennially underachieving state of NSW have today reminded the rest of the nation about how
BREAKING: England Confirm They’re Actually 2-0 Up After ‘Feeling Like They Won’ Another Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian cricket fans have today received a rude shock, after learning that their team is not