Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A good for nothing so and so who will always try to compete with you, no
Season Two Of The Bear Keeps To Winning Formula By Doubling Amount Of Oddly Attractive Blokes With Patchwork Tatts
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The biggest show of 2022 has returned to Disney+ with a bang this week, ensuring it’
Boyfriend Who Got Dragged Along To Splendour Flat Out Having The Time Of His Life In Campsite
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young man is having the time of his life, it can be confirmed today. After
“My Rates Pay Your Wages” Says Old Boy To Council Employee Who’s Never Ever Heard That Before
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A worthless and lazy local government employee has finally been put in their place for the
Mum Really Doesn’t Understand Why You Need One Gatorade To Begin With
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local mum proved just how out of touch she is with today’s youth by
Bloke Caught Changing Spotify Track Behind Wheel Forced To Beg For Carpool To Div 12 Ressies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Bendigo man is today facing the shame of having to ask one of the youngest
“It’s Perfect For Hiking,” Says Woman Who’s Never Worn Puffer Jacket Outside The Inner City
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Brunswick woman is today lapping up the Antarctic temperatures sweeping across Melbourne. With Australia’s
Fragile 4×4 Driver Demands Thanks From Pedestrians For Obeying Law
HENRY PARNELL | Motoring |CONTACT Betoota Heights real estate agent and Audi Q8 owner, Mitchell Finely has today reached his limit
Mate Who Doesn’t Own a Printer Just Stopping By To Say Hi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A delightful little visit unfolded in Betoota today as an individual who doesn’t own a
Information Starved Millennial Transitions From Getting News From K-Zone To TikTok
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As all Millennials can agree, there is a shortage of information in today’s society which
Matildas Physio Begs Sam Kerr To Go Easy On The Backflips Until We Win This Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the nation prepares for the kick off the FIFA Women’s World Cup, the talisman
Local Bloke Waves At Sightseeing Bus Because That’s What He Hopes They’d Do For Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A harmless bit of fun was had by all in Potts Point today as Sydney bloke