Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Newy Bloke Ostracised By Childhood Mates After Returning From Sydney With Birks And Chinos Combo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Newy boy Tighe Carrington (34) never thought a three-year-contract at a Sydney medical
No Way, The Simpsons Also Predicted Rain Would Wash Out Day’s 4 And 5 Of The 2023 4th Ashes Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Simpsons have done it again, it can be confirmed today. The minds behind the Springfield
Woman Who’s Always Telling Mates To Dump Shitty Boyfriends Apparently Deaf Now That She Has Her Own Shitty Boyfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who is always telling her mates to dump their shitty boyfriends has had a
NRL Industrial Dispute Sees Players Take Unprecedented Action Of Turning Down Free Night On Piss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Hollywood Actors and Writers strikes continue to grow momentum with no end in sight,
Dutton: “Another Royal Commission? We All Know What This Means. Liberals = Bad. Blah Blah Blah”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has rolled his eyes at the prospect of another Royal
‘Why Is My Skin So Dry?’ Queries Woman Who Sets Her Shower To Molten Lava Heat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring in horror at her reflection in the bathroom mirror, local woman Anna Gresham [25] can’
“Yeah Splendour Was Awesome” Says Colleague Returning To Work With A Thousand-Yard Stare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The clinking of stainless-steel on porcelain was all that kept Julie Proctor company
Ashes Loss Makes Piers Morgan Nearly As Salty As The Time Meghan Markle Ghosted Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT English loudmouth Piers Morgan is today coming to terms with that fact his country sucks. The
The Betoota Advocate’s Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political
Road Trip Back From Splendour Enters 2nd Hour Of Complete Silence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT If you had a pin, and were in Megan Grace’s 2014 Ford Focus, and you
Australia Retain Ashes In Most Satisfying Way Possible
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Spirit of Cricket is rolling in its grave this morning, after having the Australian team
“Be Interesting To See How Fucked We Are” Local Couple Coming Off 2% Fixed Interest Home Loan Next Week
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A million folks on fixed-rate mortgages have been insulated against the RBA’s interest rate