Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Delinquent Brother Of Sisters Disappointed Barbie Movie Doesn’t Feature Aerosol Cans And Lighters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Barbie Movie is continuing to outperform outperform predictions, as millions of women and gay men
Report: Nothing Did Compare
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In news no one wanted to hear this morning, Irish singer and activist Sinéad O’Connor
Local Girl Hard Launches Holiday With Groundbreaking News That Coffee Cups Look Very Similar Overseas Too
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking international news, a local girl is wowing her Instagram followers today with
‘Lets Just Split The Bill’ Says Mate’s Boyfriend Who Ordered An Appetiser, A Main, Dessert, And Six Cocktails
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Kate Pugh’s boyfriend has this week committed a serious social faux pas at a restaurant,
“This Will Solve Our Image Problem” Says Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Signing Off On RM x Wallabies Collab
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The common rock pigeon responsible for marketing the game of rugby union in this
Influencer Who Refuses To Wear Fast Fashion Unaware They Snort 4 Square Metres Of Rainforest Every Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A fashion influencer from the French Quarter has been accused of being a hypocrite this week,
Chermside Man Will Make Decision On The Voice After Deciding Whether He’s BronxNation Or Phins Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “There’s too much going on” says North Brisbane diesel mechanic Kerry Cassar (34). Like every
Meat To Bread Ratio On Hens Package Charcuterie Board Absolutely Maddening
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A hens party has been left feeling less than impressed this weekend, after a charcuterie board
Man Looking To Add New Dimension To Hangover Finds Himself A Fresh Deck Of Grey Market Chinese Darts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arriving in Brisbane earlier today for a long weekend of extended fun with old
“All The Aboriginals I’ve Spoken To Are Voting No” Says Sunshine Coast Property Developer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sunshine Coast property developer Raphael Simbly-Hassatall (68) is well known within the local business community
Local Woman Rescinds Dry Lips Complaint After Mate Generously Offers Manky Tube Of Papaw Ointment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman suffering a case of wind burn has had to downplay her suffering this morning,
Woman Who Left Church Wonders If It Was The Right Choice After Learning What “Scissoring” Is From A Kid’s Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman who left Betoota Heights megachurch, PreyClap, has been questioning her decision