Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Coles & Woolies Employ Some Real Estate Agents To Improve Reputation During Cost Of Living Crisis
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era that has proved that eye-gouging might be preferable to price gouging, Australia’
Newfound Interest In The Natural Beauty Of Houseplants Coincides With Depleting Collagen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out a happy sigh as she scrolls through Marketplace searching for plants within a 1km
Girlfriend Books 10 Seater Table At Boutique Gastropub With No Screens For Wednesday Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s predicted that more Australians will be watching the Matildas than any other sporting match
White Collar Novocastrian Starts Turning Up To Sydney Office With The Henny Penny Under Suit Jacket
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud Novocastrian has been spotted in the Sydney CBD this morning as he
Pauline Yet To Realise A Political Party Founded On Bigotry And Discrimination Doesn’t Attract The Best Quality Blokes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s voice of reason is today grappling with another frustrating political curveball. Pauline Hanson,
Local Woman Forced To Stand Awkwardly As Social Butterfly Boyfriend Has 15 Minute Convo With Random Stranger
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though local woman Abigail Hansley loves her boyfriend Trevor very dearly, she’s learned that there
Matildas v France The Biggest TV Audience Since That Episode Of Neighbours Where Toadie Drove Dee Off The Cliff Immediately After Marrying Her
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the dust settles on a historic weekend for the nation, the true extent of the
Brisbane On Low Power Mode After A Big Weekend Of Tillies, Combsy And Ekka
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The capital of the great state of Queensland is currently licking it’s wounds, it can
Barnaby Distances Himself From Nats Leader David Littleproud; Wants Full Week Of Public Holidays Should Tillies Win World Cup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Colourful Nationals identity Barnaby Joyce has distanced himself this morning from party leader David
Genius Diplomat Scott Morrison’s 2 Year Submarine Mind Games Finally Pay Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The history books are currently being altered this weekend, after a momentous 130ish minutes in Brisbane
True Crime Podcast Girlfriend Feels Bad, But She Low Key Wouldn’t Mind A Murder In Her Building
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young woman from Betoota Heights has today confirmed to The Advocate that she is a
Reformed Jock Ally Considers Wearing A Women’s Suffrage Ribbon To the Pub To Watch The Matildas
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | Contact Ben Strudwick (29), current second row prop forward for the Ramsgate Football Club, has thrown up