Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Nation Confirms It Is In Fact Tilly Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is nervously holding breath this evening as it awaits kick off in the biggest
English Fans Receive A Taste Of Home Tonight After Accor Stadium Agrees To Let Them Eat Out Of Any Bin For Just $7.50
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact English people heading out to the game tonight in Sydney will be given the
English Side In Turmoil Ahead Of Semi-Final After Two Key Players Have A Falling Out Over The Coach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The English Women’s Football team is currently in turmoil this evening, after a sensational divide
Warren Mundine Begins Firing Staff After Noticing Some Yellow Missing From The Black And Red Flag In No Campaign Office
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that surprises very few people, the No Campaign has been found harbouring people who
Woman Who Hasn’t Copped A Rental Increase Yet Just Going To Keep Maintenance Issues To Herself
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been able to crack the rental code this year, after realising that
Local Moonboot Wearer Getting About On The Scooter Of Shame
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A shameless Betoota Heights man with a Grade I ankle sprain is getting about
Local Woman Now A Submersible, Mushroom And Soccer Expert
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has found herself becoming quite the expert on a number of niche
Dutton Says Instead Of A Day Off We Should Spend $250m On ‘Women’s Sporting Facilities’ That Men Can Use
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has come out against Anthony Albanese’s proposal for a public
Wine-Starved New Mum Gives Her Pumped Breast Milk A Good Oxidising Swirl
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A former ‘wine mum’ has paid tribute to her forgone tipple today by giving her freshly
Jetstar Advertise $109 Flights To Tokyo Providing You Leave During A Specific Week in March At 2am In 2029
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The nation’s most unreliable airline Jetstar is being reprimanded this evening after pulling
Inner-Sydney Luke Combs Fan Sprinkles Some Of Mum’s Turmeric On His Clean City Boy Trousers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney’s stadium precinct of Homebush will be absolutely gridlocked this Wednesday night, as the Matildas
Mark Wahlberg: “There Would’ve Been A Lot More Blood In First Class Had I Been On MH122 Yesterday”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact American actor and businessman Mark Wahlberg has told The Advocate that if he was