Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Dutton Admits He Was Wrong About The Lebanese, The Africans And The Apology But He’s Right About The Voice
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has admitted this week that perhaps he was wrong to
Local Girl Takes Friend’s Pram For A Spin To The Bar So She Can Order Off The Kids Menu
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl has managed to satisfy her craving for chicken nuggets this afternoon
Local Bloke’s Commitment Issues So Bad Even His Beard Struggles To Make A Connection
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights bachelor has this week revealed his commitment issues have manifested at a cellular
‘Vote No To Indigenous Voice!’ Says Same Heroic Aussies That Saved Our Environment And Housing Market
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opponents of the Indigenous Voice to Parliament have used the official No campaign launch in Perth
Undercover Comrade Lets Disheveled Local Man Shoplift In Peace
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A former security guard at Betoota Heights Stockland revealed to The Advocate that he
World’s Most Boring Man Switches Laptop Camera Off When Not In Use
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a completely unnecessary measure in cyber security, the world’s most boring man has switched
Woman Who Refuses To Fart In Front Of BF Unaware He’s Heard Her Give A Few Trumpet Solos In Her Sleep
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who reckons her boyfriend has ‘never heard her fart’ in the four years they’
“Woman Are A Pillar Of Rugby Union. They Give Birth To Wallabies” Explains RA Boss Hamish
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian women’s rugby union team has criticised the code’s governing body
Man Finally Gives Up On Having A Conversation With Himself On Woman’s DM
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT After months of waiting for a response, a man in his mid-20s has finally
Tasmanians Surprising Not So Keen To Bring Land-Based Apex Predator Back From Extinction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent poll has shown that the overwhelming majority of real Tasmanians don’t
Genius! Older Woman Avoids Homelessness By Discarding Any Sense Of Community And Commuting 4 Hours A Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With all this talk of a housing crisis, it’s rare that you ever hear any
Fox Sport Reporter Ruled Out Of Rugby World Cup After Giving Himself An Upper Cut
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A friend of Paul Kent’s has been ruled out of the upcoming Rugby