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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Birth Certificate In Safe Prevents Analogue Identity Theft
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A pair of Betoota parents have thwarted the practice of analogue identity theft by keeping their
Local Uso Has Got A Bit Going On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Auckland-born Western Sydney resident of Samoan heritage has quite a lot to think about
Mirror Lift Allows Woman To Get In One More Judgemental Look As She Exits One Night Stands Apartment Building
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week been forced to have a harsh moment of self reflection,
Sky News Viewer Begins Prepping Home For Apocalyptic Acid Rain That Will Follow An Indigenous Voice
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An easily persuaded upper-middle class voter has today begun preparing for what could very well
Corporate Man With A Cock Softer Than Play-Doh Makes A Point Of Mentioning How Much He Enjoys UFC
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Convoys of short-back-and-sided young men are currently pilgrammaging to Sydney this weekend,
Son Stuck In Japan Unable To Make It Home To Surprise Mum Because Alan Joyce Willingly Sold Him A Ticket To A Cancelled Flight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian man who has been living in the Land Of The Rising Sun will not
Qantas In Turmoil: High School Rich Girls No Longer Wearing Business Class Pyjamas At Sleepovers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Just a mere 24 hours after former Qantas CEO Alan Joyce announced his resignation, the troubled
Darlinghurst Police Station To House New LGBTI Museum In Fitting Tribute To All The Gay NSW Cops That Passionately Rooted Each Other Inside That Building Over The Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a momentous occasion Australia’s most famous queer precinct, the old Darlinghurst Police Station is
Meg Ryan Gives Permission For Iconic Orgasm Scene To Be Used By The Indigenous Voice Yes Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING!! Hollywood actress Meg Ryan has permitted her iconic ‘orgasm
Sharehouse Now Playing Dangerous Game Of Surprise Rectal Exam Roulette After Stingy Roomie Does The Shopping
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact All five residents of a Betoota Ponds sharehouse have this week been forced to play a
Dan Andrews To Remain Premier Until 2054 Judging By The Cattle This Poor Bloke’s Gotta Wrangle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the desperate delusions of the Melbourne media and his most critical voters, Dan Andrews is
Dodgy Servo Hotdog Forces Tradie To Spend Morning In The Blue Sauna
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota tradie is believed to be stuck in the pain chamber this morning