Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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No Voting Fourth Generation Farmer Says He’s Never Got Nothing From Nobody And Neither Did His Father, Or His Father’s Father, Or His Father’s Father’s Father
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A fourth-generation farmer from our town’s fertile Channel Country grazing district to
Jacinta Considers Ditching New Right-Wing Mates After Being Offered Dream Gig On Stage With Briggs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There is panic within the Liberal Party-backed ‘No To An Indigenous Voice’ Campaign today, after
“I Don’t Know Why Everyone Doesn’t Move Here!” Says Mate Who Took Last Job Available In Adelaide
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite all of the doom and gloom from Australian media, it can be confirmed that Melbourne
Bloke Who’s ‘Not Interested’ In Whatever His Wife Is Watching Provides Running Commentary Anyway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she snuggles up on the couch to watch the latest season of her favourite reality
“Vote No To Division” Says Man That Spent $96M Making Sure Biloela Kids Spent Childhood In A Cage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The loudest political opponent of the upcoming referendum is going all out this week, as the
Local Woman Not Sure She Can Be Into F1 Boys Anymore After Finding Out Most Of Them Are Under Six Foot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman with some rather picky dating criteria has found out some truly awful
Local Young Couple Decide To Try The Rental Market On Hard Mode By Getting A Dog
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the housing crunch continues to trouble our cosmopolitan desert community, a young couple
Chinese-Australian Sighs After Realising Uber Driver Is Also Chinese And Therefore Ready To Have His First Conversation Of The Day
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man, Kevin Zhao, has had his morning turned upside down. What should have been a
Tasmanian Liberals Meet To Decide Whether To Dunk Elise Archer In The Derwent
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Key players in the Tasmanian Liberal Party met in Hobart this morning to decide
NewsCorp Quick To Wrap Up Footy Finals And Return To Coordinated Multi-Platform Misinformation Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since the invention of sports gambling advertisment, the Murdoch family are upset
Maltreated Jetstar Customer Longs For The Days When He Got Treated Like A Dignified Pig On Tiger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pig/human hybrid has told The Advocate that his recent experiences with Jetstar
Albo Quietly Terrified About How QLD Is Going To Make Nation Suffer For Double Grand Final Losses
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A chilling silence has set in across Queensland this Monday, as the people of Australia’s