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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Family’s Referendum Discussion Doesn’t Really Benefit Anyone After Aunt Brings Up New World Order
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 5 days until the nation goes to the ballot box, and families around the country are
“Shame About This Oil Crisis” Says Rich Little Nerd Smelling His Own Farts In His Stupid Electric Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local electric vehicle owner has spoken of how much of a shame it
New Neighbours Flex On The Whole Street With Some Peaceful But Relentless Wind Chimes Out Front
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Residents of Betoota Ramesses II Street have learnt there is a new alpha family in town
Boomer Allowed To Make Fairly Racist Comments About Referendum Because Of His Unconfirmed Koori Mates
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The ‘tolerant’ left are quaking in their gender neutral shoes as a local No Voter has
That One Uncle Gives Fluoride Conspiracies A Break While Focusing On ‘Aboriginal Land Tax’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota family has been given a reprieve of sorts leading up to the referendum as
Stay-At-Home Dads And Lesbians Now At Centre Of Cost-Of-Living Crisis As Birkenstock Goes Public
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The economic pinch is reaching further into society as footwear company Birkenstock goes public meaning their
Country League Footy Jet Embarrassed After Wild Speccy Ends In Roo Poo Face-Plant
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact In the weird, oft-forgotten fringe community of local Betootanese boys who actually enjoy
FINANCE | Turning $50 Million Into $50.01 Million, Like A Real Hustler
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT The greatest curse of our age is to be born into wealth. Believe me,
Advice Column | The Correct Rich Man’s Way To Grip The Australian Financial Review In Public Places
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Ask anyone with more money than sense and they’ll tell you the same
New Apartment Tower Wins Heritage Listing After Inspection Finds It’s Deteriorated As If It Was Built In The 1600s
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Betoota’s famed French Quarter has just added another significant heritage building to its ranks today.
“So What’s This Voice Thing?” Says Normal Mate Whose Brain Hasn’t Been Eroded By Murdoch Culture Wars
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Murdoch family’s hysterically biased news coverage of The Indigenous Voice To Parliament continues