Delusional Australian Insists He's Going To Stay Up To Date With International Soccer Moving Forward
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A delusional Australian man insists he is going to pick a European club and stay up
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City Worker Written Up For Yelling “Get A Fucking Dog Up Ya Ya Fucken Pommie Fuck” In His English Coworker’s Earhole This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Old City District legal practitioner has attracted the ire of his firm’s
Report: God That Was Good
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fuck that was good, wasn’t it? Better than good. Maybe even on the level of
Kevin Pietersen’s Commentary About What You’d Expect From A White Saffa-Pom With Tribal Sleeve
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia is once again being reminded about just how fucking painful the Poms
“Mate Last Place Ripped You Off” Says Friendly Mechanic About To Charge You $60 For New Set Of Valve Caps
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man has been swindled this afternoon after blindly trusting the friendliness of
Stupid Fucking Detached Greenies Want To Devalue Labor’s Property Investments By Sheltering Poor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Party have taken their first L in 12 months of government this week, with
Local Man Who Wants Some Extreme Stress And Anxiety In His Life Will Be Tuning Into The Ashes This Evening
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An unrushed young man from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has lamented the
Uninteresting Bloke Feels Himself Losing Crowd Midway Through Explanation Of Bazball
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | Contact After explaining the “game-changing” tactics employed by England’s national Cricket team – Bazball – Dwayne Riley
Local Weirdo Arrested For Ordering A Schooner Of Guinness
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Plains man has been taken into custody, after a liquor related incident in our
Local Girl Hoping For Spunky Electrician Met With Extremely Weathered 65-Year-Old Polishman Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been left disappointed today, after realising her fantasy of meeting a tradie
‘Exhausted’ New Dad Acting Like Dumbest Blokes From School Didn’t Already Do This 15 Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new father from Betoota’s trendy French Quarter has today made the age-old mistake
Victorian Farmer Grows Something Lame Like Apples Or Some Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A regional Victorian has turned his back on conventional farming practices to grow apples
Lived Experience Discovered To Be The Only Type Of Experience Humans Can Have
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Researchers at the Betootian Tertiary Education University of Tautology have discovered a discovery in the early