Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Australian Media’s Intentionally Piss-Weak Referendum Coverage Means Nan Is Learning About Indigenous Voice Through A Grainy JPEG Of Albo Dressed As Joseph Stalin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just days out from Australia’s ‘Indigenous Voice To Parliament’ referendum and Australia’s biggest media
Worst Possible Outcome: Random Guy You Confided In At Kick Ons Now Considers You A Close Friend
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a surprising turn of events, a late-night party and some nonsensical conversations with strangers
Report: You Probably Could’ve Given The J-Lo And Beyonce Photo Shoot A Miss, David
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new Netflix documentary about the life and times of David Beckham has given audiences a
Small Town Woman Still A Sucker For A Naughty Boy Who Drives Proton Jumbuck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite moving on to bigger and better things in life, a local woman has
Despite Her Son Not Playing Since 2008, Suburban Soccer Club’s Canteen Lady Is As Passionate As The Serbian Ultras
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Canteen lady, Vicky D’antonio (61) is renowned within the community for her decades of hooligan-
Cake Sitting In Window Of ‘The Cheesecake Shop’ Older Than Junior Employee At Counter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Health and Safety officers have been left gobsmacked this week, as an employee at the Betoota
Millennial Voter Who Has To Suffer The Indignity Of Listening To Her Housemates Have Sex At 32 While She Works 12 Hour Shifts To Pay Off Her Heavily Reindexed HECS Debt And Exploitive Quarterly Rent Rises In A Manipulated Political System That Is Engineer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party ‘Don’t Know, Vote No’ campaign, which is aimed at confusing and frustrating
Kamal’s Manager Smashes Singer’s Phone With Hammer To Prevent Him Weighing Into Crisis In The Middle East
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pop-soul crooner Kamal played a show at Betoota Heights Workers Club last night
Bloke Struggling To Sleep At 1am Unsure Whether To Hyperfixate On World War II Or 9/11
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke from Betoota Heights has today revealed some of his learnings about 911 to
New Netflix Doco Tells Story Of A 48-Year-Old Englishman Unable To Convey Emotion With His Face
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly a billion viewers have tuned in to watch a new Netflix documentary that tells the
India Too Good For Australia Overnight At The Thinking Man’s Cricket World Cup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia were outclassed and outplayed in their first match of the thinking man’s
Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About That Dog They Sent Into Space Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman with a bad habit of hyper fixating on very sad things has already