Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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‘Cost of Living Crisis’ Becomes Number 1 Get-Out-Of-Baby-Jail Free Card with Nation’s Parent
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact According to data from the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) 2023, Australian households across the country
A Guide To The Only 6 Hobbies You’re Allowed To Choose From When You’re A Man In Your Mid Thirties
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Are you a bloke in your mid thirties looking to start a hobby? Check out our
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian rugby union is no longer a sleeping giant, or even an underdog, as Wallabies fans
Local Woman Now Firmly In Her Late 30’s After Choosing Cherry Ripe From The Favourites Box
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact A local ageing millennial was devastated today when she voluntarily and of her own free will,
Dad Reminds Family This Is His House With Speakerphone Call In Middle Of Living Room
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota dad is finally demanding some damn respect around here by making a speakerphone call
Local Man Smiles At Teenagers Drinking In Park As He Realises He Will Never Have As Much Fun As Them Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a heartwarming yet humbling experience, Local man, Steven Haywood (29) has crossed paths with a
Mining Sector Proves Donating To Liberals Is A Much Easier Way To Guarantee A Voice To Parliament
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two days out from Australia’s historic Indigenous Voice To Parliament Referendum and the entire nation
If The Indigenous Voice Wins, What Happens To All The White Bureaucrats Who Call Themselves Aunty?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bureaucrat – who has spent her whole career bouncing between both Government and not-for-
Woman Bored By The Lack Of Passion In Relationship Tells Boyfriend That ‘The Wire’ Is An Overrated TV Show
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman struggling to maintain the passion in her long term relationship has come up
Report: Friend Just Messaging To Let You Know She’s Hungry
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some completely mundane news, a couple of best mates have reached the ‘frequently updating each
Local Midwife Has Baby Advice That Contradicts Everything The Other Midwife Said On Previous Shift
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A post-natal patient at Royal Betoota Base Hospital has told this masthead that
Mum Thought You Might Want Your Mail Opened For You
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that some people still go the extra mile for customer satisfaction, Betoota mum Sophia Kenning