Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Family Dinner At The Club To End With Nan Wandering Off To Take A Look Around (Play Pokies)
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Cunningham family has this week gone on a frenzied search for their nan, after almost
Sara Lee Calls In Administrators After You All Got Too Flash For Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Everyone’s favourite purveyor of frozen deserts has announced today that they’ve called
Science Still No Closer To Understanding How Kettles Know When To Turn Themselves Off When They’re Boiling
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s peak scientific body today has released some grim news for those
Stoic Old Farmer A Little More Caligula Than Marcus Aurelius With His Sheep Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier has today felt himself slip from his usual stoic old self
Naarm Settler Decides To Stay Out Of Palestine-Israel Conflict After Finding Self Wedged Between Old Private School Friends And Comrades From Uni
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Melbourne man says he’s learned from past mistakes as he opts to
Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In great news for Queenslanders and and a few suburbs in the Southern cities, the jacaranda
Conservatives Outraged That Divisive Vote-No-To-Division Campaign Has Caused Everlasting Division
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In an awkward turn of events for all of the talkback hosts and right-wing columnists
Nation’s Sexually Neglected Housewives To Suffer Most As Dairy Workers Call Industry-Wide Strike
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Yesterday Saputo milk tanker drivers from the Transport Workers’ Union went on strike across Victoria’s
Will Smith Facing Mounting Pressure To Please Buy His Wife/Non-Wife A Moleskine Diary For Her Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The world has this week urged actor Will Smith to please, PLEASE buy his wife/non-
Inner City Leftie Laments Chronic Shortage Of Quality Used Golf Clubs For Sale On Marketplace
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the smoothbrain city boys that took up the game of golf over
Stoned Uni Student Drafts Up Possible UN Peace Deal By Suggesting “Everyone Just Needs To Chill”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking declaration that has sent shockwaves throughout the diplomatic community, a stoned uni kid
Year 12 Student Drops Out Of School Midway Through HSC after Accidentally Calling Teacher ‘Mum’
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unfortunate turn of events, local Year 12 student at Betoota Trinity College, Tristan Christopher