Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Despite Having No Licence, And No Need For One, City Boy Lies And Insists He Actually Can Drive
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an astonishing display of urban bravado, local city boy Nathan Pissani (27), has been caught
Swiftie Informs Boyfriend They’ll Be Doing Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Costumes For Halloween
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman invited to a Halloween party has informed her boyfriend that he has absolutely no
Australia’s Climate Change Denying Politicians Now At The Point Of Blaming God For Fatal Heatwaves
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The impenetrable conglomerate of conservative politicians, who have worked hand-in-hand with Australia’s media
Pub Happy Hour Just Regular Schooner Prices From Six Months Back
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Savvy pub goers are increasingly aware of promotional tricks today as regulars of Betoota’s least
Chubby Baby Sits Up In Pram To Survey Her World Like A Gluttonous Ancient Warlord
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota nanas and people watchers got an eyeful of demonic cherrubby goodness today as a local
USA Getting That Familiar Urge To Leave Another Country With Average Age Of 15 And No Libraries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the leaders of the military money making world, the United States
NZ Rugby Already Piecing Together The ‘French Food Poisoning’ Narrative In Case They Choke Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The South African Springboks will be facing off with the New Zealand All Blacks in the
Springboks Announce World Cup Selection Bombshell By Calling Up 53 Year Old Matt Damon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The rugby world (which actually does exist outside of Australia) is today reeling from a huge
Boyfriend’s Hideous Party Shirt Collection Would Look Good On Public Transport
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights bloke has this week left his girlfriend one step closer to staging an
Saffa Mate Celebrates Home Country Being Relevant For First Time Since Die Antwoord’s Debut Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two triple rugby world cup champions will face each other at the Stade de France on
Australia Launches Injunction To Stop European Winemakers From Using Passion Pop Name Unless It’s From Passion Pop Region Of The Cenny Coast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Winemakers from the continent of Europe have today been dealt a significant blow, after a lawsuit
Chinchilla Man Refuses To Reveal Secret To Seedless Watermelons After Being Kidnapped In North QLD
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “NEVER!!!!!” he screams “You slackjawed hicks will have to kill me!!!!” The captors grow agitated. “You’